Roger Jokes

81 roger jokes and hilarious roger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about roger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready to laugh with plenty of Uncle Roger, Jolly Roger, Roger Rabbit, Roger Sterling, Roger Miller, Roger Bj, Rodger, Richie and Denise jokes! Our collection of hilarious jokes will have you in stitches and will leave you wanting more.

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Funniest Roger Short Jokes

Short roger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roger humour may include short rover jokes also.

  1. Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin agreed to take care of each other's garden. This means Roger Waters Robert's Plants.
  2. Sir Roger Moore, prominent James bond actor has passed away His family say that they are shaken.... but not stirred
  3. Roger Waters nearly joined Earth, Wind & Fire. Earth & Wind were pleased but Fire was a bit put out.
  4. The American soccer team visited an orphanage today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad faces without hope." said Bill Rogers, age 6.
  5. Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins? They both share the trophy
  6. It was reported that Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, John Entwistle, and Keith Moon just released a number of canines from the local pound It can now be said that The Who let the dogs out
  7. Tributes from around the globe are still pouring in after the death of Sir Roger Moore… The one from Vladimir Putin read: "From Russia, with love."
  8. Roger Bannister, the guy who first broke the 4 minute mile, just died at 88. He had a good run.
  9. Steve Rogers gets into Santa Claus's automobile... ...and is immediately shot dead.
    RIP Steve Rogers.
    He was capped in a merry car.
  10. What did Pete Townsend say when Roger Daltrey told him that he'd lost his favorite old lime-colored belt? "Relax. It's only a green, aged, waistband."

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Roger One Liners

Which roger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roger? I can suggest the ones about robin and rogue.

  1. Aaron Rogers, Eli Manning and dak Prescott walk into a bar To watch the playoffs
  2. What time does Roger Federer go to bed? Tennish
  3. Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor
  4. Exactly 50% of Roger Federer's name is 'er'! That's it, that's the joke! ;)
  5. You know who's always a yes man? Roger
  6. How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger flag on the cheap? He bought it on sail.
  7. TIL that 50% of Roger Federer's... is "er"
  8. Who's your favorite James Bond actor? They're all good but I like Roger Moore.
  9. One thing we can say about Kenny Rogers. He certainly knew when to fold ‘em.
  10. What four words would break Reddit's heart? Mr. Rogers touched me.
  11. What do you call Roger Stone's newest tattoo? A Trump stamp.
  12. Why don't boats like it when Steve Rogers stares at them? Cap's eyes
  13. What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie? Steve, Roger that?
  14. What does Roger Federer call his backup racket? The Federer Reserve
  15. So Sir Roger Moore has sadly died. You could say he is in Double 0 Heaven now

Roger Federer Jokes

Here is a list of funny roger federer jokes and even better roger federer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • INTERVIEWER: Roger Federer, why do you like Switzerland so much? RODGER FEDERER: Well the flag is a big plus.
  • Roger Federer, Pat Rafter and John McEnroe decide to go to a party dressed as stars. "I'll be Betelgeuse," says Federer.
    Rafter says, "OK, I'll be Sirius".
    McEnroe says, "YOU CANNOT BE SIRIUS."
  • What is Roger Federer's favorite number? Ten is.
  • There's a DVD in the shop all about Roger Federer's serve.
  • I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: "Tennish"
  • Roger Federer Has a really uncertain surname
  • What's Roger Federer's best pick-up line? 'Hey baby, wanna check out my Grand Slam?'
  • Next Gen iPhone will be endorsed by Roger Federer... ...10S, anyone?
  • Roger Federer is not known for being quiet In fact, he is known for raising a racquet.
  • Roger Federer asked what the large silver dish was for. "Seconds", they replied.

Roger Moore Jokes

Here is a list of funny roger moore jokes and even better roger moore puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Sir Roger Moore has died aged 89. His family are said to be shaken but not stirred.
  • 22-05-2017: Roger Moore 23-05-2017: Roger NoMoore
  • Removing a snake's venom is called "milking" the snake. So: How exactly do you milk snakes? With a very low stool. (Hat tip to Roger Moore)
  • What condition sets in shortly after the death of a former James Bond actor? Roger Moore-tis
Roger joke, What condition sets in shortly after the death of a former James Bond actor?

Roger Ailes Jokes

Here is a list of funny roger ailes jokes and even better roger ailes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about Roger? He no longer Ailes.
  • Roger Ailes passing is another attempt by Fox news to distract from trump/russia Now that's *deadication*
  • Roger Ailes buys a puppy. He calls it Colby.
  • Roger ails? Not anymore he doesn't
  • Heard there's a new s**... harassment class... Being taught by Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton, and Roger Ailes at Trump University. Women get in free.

Jolly Roger Jokes

Here is a list of funny jolly roger jokes and even better jolly roger puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the dyslexic pirate get in trouble? Instead of hoisting the Jolly Roger, he rogered the jolly hoister.
  • What did the Westboro Baptist Church say when Union Jack was with Jolly Roger? God hates flags.
  • What do you call a pirate having s**...? A jolly rogering.
Roger joke, What do you call a pirate having s**...?

Hilarious Fun Roger Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about roger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roger pranks.

Roger Federer was doing an interview...

... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied
"Well, it's a big plus"

I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night...

"This is my dad Roger," I said, "And this is my twin brother Dave."
"Nice to meet you," she smiled. "Who's the oldest?"
I said, "My dad."

There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog?

Roger Daltrey.

If 50 cent is broke and struggling for somewhere to live

He should ask Roger Miller as he has rooms to let 50 cent

I was debating to eat a selection of warm sandwiches outdoors with either Roger, Nick or Dave....

....I decided to pick Nick.

Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven

At the gate, St. Peter says, "because your beautiful voice and amazing talent brought happiness to so many people, we'll grant you one wish".
Chris thought about it for a moment and replied, "I'd like the world to be a kinder, better place".
So St. Peter killed Roger Ailes.

He's a good boy.

A teenage girl is having a heated argument with her mother about her boyfriend, whom the mother does not like at all. "You can ground me, you can take my cell phone, but I am still seeing Roger". "I don't think he's any good" said mom. "He is too a good boy, why else would he be doing 200 hours of community service?".

TIL during the shooting of "Who framed Roger Rabbit?", Porky Pig was accused of s**... harassing Tinkerbell

On contacting Porky Pig, he replied "Th- Th- Th- That's all Hoax!"

At the sister's

Oh no, Roger, why did you two split up?
She's a liar and a cheat! She said she was the whole night at her sister's!
So? Maybe she was.
Yeah, no way. I was at her sister's the whole night!

Mr. Rogers had a 9 step guide to talking to Children. I have 1 Step.

Step 1 - Don't Talk to Children

Roger decided he was in no shape to drive as he walked out of the bar

So he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was staggering along, he was stopped by a policeman.
'What are you doing out here at three o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Roger grimly.

A wife complains to her husband...

A wife complains to her husband: Just look at that couple down the road, Roger, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her … Why can't you do the same?

Are you mad? I barely know the woman!

What kind of beer do Fox News analysts drink?

Roger Ales.

I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Hillary's emails finally lead to an arrest.

Roger Stone was arrested for his communications with the Trump campaign regarding Wikileaks and Hillary Clinton's emails.

With Nixon tattooed on Roger Stone's back...

Inmates will soon get to see a criminal and a liar no matter which side of him they're facing

Roger Daltry isn't a human...

he's a who man.

Rodger is talking with his two friends and asks what they think is the fastest thing in the world

The first man says The fastest thing in the world is a thought
The second man says I think the fastest thing in the world is light
Roger thinks for a second and says diarrhea is definitely the fastest thing in the world
Confused, Rogers two friends as him how could diarrhea be the fastest thing in the world
Roger replies well, the other day I woke up and before I could think or turn on the lights it happened!

First day as a cop:

Newbie cop: Suspect is dancing n**... on the plaza, I repeat, suspect is dancing n**...
Dispatch: Roger, copy that
Newbie cop: ...I can try but I'm not much of a dancer?..

Roger joke, You know who's always a yes man?

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