Roe Jokes

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Funniest Roe Short Jokes

Short roe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roe humour may include short trout jokes also.

1. Roe vs Wade is in the news again. Right now, it's the two main forms of Houston transportation
2. Picking a Supreme Court Justice is a lot like crossing a river... It all comes down to Roe v Wade
3. What is Roe versus Wade? A: the decision General Washington made before crossing the Delaware.
4. Trump was recently asked his opinion on Roe vs. Wade... He thought it was two different ways to get across the Potomac.
5. During today's press conference, someone asked the mayor of Houston about his opinion on Roe vs Wade. He said "Honestly, I don't care how people get back to their houses."
6. I asked my immigrant asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was. "Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"
7. Well, if Roe v Wade gets overturned... ... at least women of color will still be able to get legal abortions. Just tell a cop it looks dangerous.
8. Don't you know anything about Roe vs Wade? Yeah, it's two ways to cross a river.
    
   Sorry, I'm pro choice. But heard this one and thought it was funny.
9. What was the name of the landmark 1973 federal court decision that gave women everywhere the right to wear leather? Roe vs. Suede
10. As someone not from the US, even i know what Roe v Wade is It's the two ways to enter the US, isn't it?

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Roe One Liners

Which roe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roe? I can suggest the ones about fisherman and salmon.

1. Being in a canoe forces you to make a very tough decision. Roe vs Wade
2. What's the best way to arrange caviar? In a roe
3. What was Roe v. Wade really about? The fastest way to get across a river.
4. What do you call it when a salmon accidentally fertilizes his sisters eggs? Roe Tide
5. Did you hear about the debate between Houston and Florida? It's Roe v. Wade
6. Oh, no! I only have fish eggs for dinner again! Roe is me!
7. What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? A roe model.
8. What do you call a line of fish eggs? A Roe.
9. How can a rabbit have babies with a fish? It's a hare roe-ing tail
10. I asked my Chinese student what Roe vs. Wade is... He said: two ways to get to America
11. How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
    Two ways to cross a river.
12. I hate Roe v Wade I mean i could just take a ship to enter the US
13. What did Neil Gorsuch say when asked why he ruled against Roe v Wade? Not my precedent
14. did you hear about the rock and roll fishmonger? they sell skate, mackerel and roe.
15. Did you know s**... Doo is depressed? He's been kinda stuck in a rut-roe

Great Roe Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about roe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kelp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roe pranks.