Rods Jokes
26 rods jokes and hilarious rods puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rods that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rods Short Jokes
Short rods jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rods humour may include short a rod jokes also.
- Dating is a lot like fishing Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod.
- With relationships, they say there's plenty of fish in the sea... But I'm just stuck here holding my rod
- They say that there are plenty of fish in the sea. But until I catch one, I'm just going to be sitting here, holding my rod.
- They say there are plenty of fish in the sea. But until you catch one you're just holding your rod.
- Finding a girlfriend is a lot like fishing... There are plenty of fish in the sea, but it's just you holding your rod until you catch one.
- There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod
- Fishing & girlfriends Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i'm stuck here holding my rod
- Girlfriends and fishing are similar There are many fish in the sea, but till you hook one, you're just holding your rod.
- Most people tell me there are many fish in the sea. So till i catch one imma play with my rod
- How are welders like prostitutes? You usually find them in awkward positions screaming for more rod and more money.
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Rods One Liners
Which rods one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rods? I can suggest the ones about fishing rod and rays.
- What do you call two guys above a window? Kurt and Rod
- There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod.
- Why do priests love to go fishing with kids? So they have someone to hold their rod.
- What sound does a red metal rod make when it hits a white metal rod? *PINK!*
- How do you catch a steroidal fish? With A-Rod.
- What do you call two guys holding up drapery? Kurt and Rod
- Why couldn't the lightning rod go play with its friends? Because it was grounded.
- On the bright side selfie sticks are also lightning rods.
- Have you heard the joke about the steel rod? No? Let metal you.
- What do you call two men hanging from a window? Kurt n Rod
- What do you get if you mix plutonium with a fishing rod? Nuclear fission
- What is the fastest speed a woman can go ? 68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
- What do you call two tall skinny guys looking out a window? Curt n' Rod
- How fast can a woman drive? 68 mph, because at 69 they flip over and blow a rod
- My car can only go 68... if it goes 69 the engine blows a rod.
Playful Rods Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about rods you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ribs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rods pranks.
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...
...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-packs.
How do you make your wife scream after s**...?
Wipe your d**... on the curtain.
I was TAing an electrostatics lab.
The experiment was to see what happens when you rub wool on a bunch of rods of different materials and then bring the rods near scraps of paper. One student's lab report had this observation on what happens when you try to electrostatically charge up a metal rod and bring it near paper: paper remains stationery
Looking for a particular joke
Sorry if this is the wrong place to post. There's a joke shot fishing rods and stuff. Or about Movie recordings. I'm not sure which. Either way, comment it below. I hear the reel joke is always in the comments.
Ed Sheeran's Perfect Timing
Some background is required to understand this beautiful joke.
My best friend is engaged to my little brother and the summer after our senior year she had to get surgery because her legs were growing inward. They broke her femurs and inserted metal rods to help them grow back straight, and they took them out a few months later. During the time after the surgery she couldn't walk and got around in a wheelchair.
July 4th, after her surgery, my brother was watching fireworks with her and her family. Ed Sheeran's song "Thinking Out Loud" came on the radio. Without missing a beat my brother makes eye contact with her and sings:
"When your legs don't work like they used to before"
Ex-Wife
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars.
Tom gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife! , she screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!!!!!"
Tom's reply: "I wasn't".
Why do fishermen prefer nets to fishing rods
Because it's more efficient
Just a whisper.
So my mother in law was in town today, and we took my son to Walmart to get him something for his birthday. I'm off looking at the fishing rods, and my son Johnny is with his grandmother.
I guess he told her he has to pee, and she got really embarrassed. Told him it's not a polite word, and he should say he has to whisper instead.
So they come find me, and he looks at me and says "Daddy, I need to whisper."
So I kneel down on the floor, and tell him to whisper in my ear. And that's the last time I let my mother in law come stay with us.
Fishing
Two r**... go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. o**... turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
Ex-Wife
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars.
Tom gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife! , she screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!!!!!"
Tom's reply: "I wasn't".
