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Someone broke into Alex Rodriguez's house and beat his wife with a pole.
Actually it was A Rod
What bandage does Rico Rodriguez use?
Just Gauze.
A white man sits down at the bar...
He overheard a blonde and redhead talking.
The blonde says to the redhead, "What kind of guys do you have the best s**... with?" The redhead says "Native Americans. Their p**... aren't the longest, but they're so wide and just hits all the right spots."
The man smiles and orders them a couple of drinks.
Then the redhead says to the blonde, what about you?" The blonde says, "Mexicans. Their p**... aren't that wide but they're long and can hit the deep spots just right."
The man orders them another round of drinks.
They blonde says, "Hey mister! Thanks for the drinks! By the way, what's your name?"
He smiles and says, "Tonto Rodriguez."
A guy and his dog went into a bar and made a bet with the bartender...
A guy and his dog went into a bar and made a bet with the bartender. The guy said his dog could talk and he bet the bartender 1 free drink for him if the dog could answer a question. The bartender says okay because there's know way a dog could talk. The guy asks the dog, "What grows on trees?" "Bark" says the dog. The bartender refuses to give him a drink and makes him ask another question. "What's on top of a house?" asks the man. "Roof" says the dog. Once again, the bartender refuses and makes him ask another question. "What's the best baseball player of all time?" "Ruth" The bartender makes them leave. On the way home the dog asks, "Do you think I should have said Rodriguez?"
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