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  1. I asked my wife if shed like me to be in the room with her when she delivered our child She said "Why? It's not like you were in the room when she was concieved.
    RIP Rodney Dangerfield
  2. Is there someone else? I was making love with my wife, and she had a faraway look in her eyes.
    I said, 'Darling, is there someone else?' and she said, 'There must be.' 

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Which rodney wife one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rodney wife? I can suggest the ones about rodney dangerfield and wive.

  1. My wife has to be the worst cook ever. In my house we pray after we eat.
  2. I went window shopping yesterday with my wife.... We bought three windows.
  3. My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens.
  4. My wife likes to talk after s**..... So she called me from a hotel room.

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My wife and I decided to curb our smoking habit a bit by only smoking after s**....

I havnt touched a cigarette in 10 years and shes up to 2 packs a day.
RIP Rodney.

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My wife said she wanted to have s**... in the backseat of the car

and she wanted me to drive

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My wife and I only smoke after s**...; I've had the same pack since 2003.

She's up to three packs a day.

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I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike.


She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the t**...!

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Y'know, my wife and I, we never have s**......

... we get undressed, we can't stop laughing.

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Thanks, Rodney

(Assume the Dangerfield voice) "My wife and me don't get along too good, y'know? She said she was gonna cut me down to once a month. Once a month!
"Yeah, I guess it's not so bad. I know two guys she cut off completely!"

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My wife met me at the front door wearing s**... l**...

The only trouble was, she was coming home.

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I called my wife from work and said "Honey, I've been thinking about our s**... life and I'm getting excited!"

She said "Who IS this?!"
(Rodney Dangerfield)