Rodent Jokes
37 rodent jokes and hilarious rodent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rodent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rodent Short Jokes
Short rodent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rodent humour may include short mice jokes also.
- It's pretty disgusting how celebrity parents name their children after cooked rodent. Poor Chris Pratt
- What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands? An Amsterdam hamster Dam
- I invented a sandwich made with rodent meat. I call it the Mickey Mouse Club.
Comes with chips. - After 20 years, I finally managed to teach rodents how to dance. When I asked my colleagues what they thought, all they had to say to me was, "Conga rats."
- Did you hear about the new cooling device for the lower jaw of a south American rodent? It's a chinchilla chin chiller.
- Told my PC gamer friend that I bought a home for my rodent. He should see my new mouse pad.
- What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice. - What do martians called their rodent-like mammals? Marsupials
- What's the most monstrous rodent of them all? The Chinzilla.
- A poem for my beloved GDPR 'Twas the night before GDPR,
And all through the house
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Rodent One Liners
Which rodent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rodent? I can suggest the ones about squirrel and raccoon.
- What do you call 6.022x10^23 rodents? A Mol Rat
- Where do you find red eyed rodents? Hamsterdam!
- what do you call a burnt rodent? Chris Pratt
- What do rodents do after dinner? Gopher a walk.
- A rodent fell into a vat of hot cooking oil. It turned into a Chris Pratt
- Where do rodents get high? In Hamsterdam.
- What do you call a Spanish rodent, that's always asking questions? A porquepine.
- What do you call just over three rodents on a boat? Pi-rats
- What rodent helps reduce your risk when trading livestock futures? A hedgehog
- where do the dutch rodents hang out in the hamster dam
- What do you call a sea fairing rodent that likes pastries? A pie rat
- What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents? Mice outfit!
- What's the most private rodent? The anony-mouse
- What do you call a one eared rodent? Vincent Van Gopher
- Who is a rodent's favorite musician? Rat King Cole
Delightful Fun Rodent Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about rodent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mammal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rodent pranks.
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When I first came to the US. I stayed at a hotel with a rodent problem. I tried to call front desk but I didn't know how to say mouse in English.
Hello sir how can I help you?
Do you know Tom and j**...?
Yes sir.
j**... is here.
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I picked up some Chinese from a local place...
I picked up some Chinese from a local place (won't name them), and as I was driving home, I heard a weird rustling in the bag! I was like, "w**... is in the bag?" I swear I saw something peering at me out of the corner of my eye.
I pulled over hard, slammed the car in park, and gingerly picked up the bag. Again, more rustling, and the moo-shu moved!
I thought, "Please don't tell me there's a rodent in the bag." So I carefully opened the bag, and there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
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I like to write lyrics in my spare time.
This led to me finding out my cousin was dyslexic when I messaged him asking if he would rate a rap and he responded by s**... molesting a rodent.
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My friend, who studies mice, wanted a specific rodent to complete his collection.
He asked me to find one for him. I searched far and wide for a homosexual rodent of the Ming subspecies (that was his request).
After a few months, I found a rodent that matched his request. But when I gave it to him, he slapped me.
I was shocked. "Why did you slap me?", I asked out of frustration.
"You idiot! I asked you for a gaming mouse!!"
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[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells i**... guns?
An Armadealer
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I was s**... assaulted by a colourful Rodent today!!!
His name was 'Hue Mongoose'
Animal joke
"What does a tunneling rodent decide to do on 4th down of a football game? Gopher it!"
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What do you call a singing rodent that lives in a dam?
Just-a b**...
