Rocky Road Jokes

Funniest Rocky Road Short Jokes

Short rocky road jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rocky road humour may include short rocky jokes also.

1. Guy walks into an ice cream shop And says give me some chocolate, some marshmallows, and some almonds. The elderly gentleman working the counter says Careful son, you're heading down a rocky road.
2. What did the shop owner say when he accidentally ordered too much chocolate and marshmallows? We've got a rocky road ahead of us...
3. Everyone knows the muffin man lives down Drury Lane. But did you know the ice cream man lives down Rocky Road?
4. An Italian stallion was tripping down a old bumpy road. When a woman drove past. A little while later she thought: " Well, that certainly was Rocky. "
5. I recently got a loan so I could start my own ice cream business... I'm going to have a rocky road ahead of me.
6. I asked my Dad for Ice Cream before he left to the store. I ended up getting a rocky road. He never came back.
7. How is playing an online FPS like eating rocky road ice cream? Because at first you're chillin with chocolate and marshmallows and then BAM - nuts in your mouth.
8. [OC] What is a Hobbit's least favorite flavor of ice cream? Rocky road.
   Not even hobbits can endure walking on gravel.
9. I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road.
10. I heard they were making a new rocky movie where he goes on a difficult road trip There calling it rocky road

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Rocky Road One Liners

Which rocky road one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rocky road? I can suggest the ones about rocky mountain and chocolate ice cream.

1. What caused the ice cream truck to break down? a rocky road
2. If life were an ice cream flavour It'd be rocky road.
3. An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road
4. Just got out of a relationship with ice cream It was a rocky road.
5. I cant stop eating ice cream... It's a rocky road to addiction.
6. I'm trying to give up ice cream. It's been a rocky road.
7. I like Rocky Road ice cream, but I hate the nuts. Therefore I buy Smooth Pavement.
8. What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream? Rocky Road.
9. "Now let me tell you about a rocky road." - Ex drug addict ice cream man

Rocky Road Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about rocky road you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock solid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rocky road pranks.