Rocky Mountain Jokes
17 rocky mountain jokes and hilarious rocky mountain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rocky mountain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Rocky Mountain Short Jokes
Short rocky mountain jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rocky mountain humour may include short rocky jokes also.
- Dad, where are the Rocky Mountains? Go ask your mom; she always puts everything away around here.
- Did you know Rocky Mountain wood ticks hunt in packs? They from a queue and move back and forth before they swoop in to bite you. They call this behaviour Lyme dancing.
- Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have drug him a mile! - Rocky mountain oysters are quite expensive. A cheap alternative would be deer t**..., which one can easily find under a buck.
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Rocky Mountain One Liners
Which rocky mountain one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rocky mountain? I can suggest the ones about rocky road and mountain.
- Son: I just found out what Rocky mountain oysters are Dad: I know, it's nuts
- John Denver really got Rocky Mountain High When he flew his plane into a mountain.
- Have you tried rocky mountain oysters? They're offal.
- You know what Rocky Mountain oysters are, right? If you dont, Jen'll tell ya.
Rocky Mountain Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about rocky mountain you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mountain man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rocky mountain pranks.
Beer is good.
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
Two r**... flew to Canada on a hunting trip.
They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two guys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two r**... survived the
c**....
After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we
are?"
Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
Dead crows
There were many dead crows on highways in the Rocky Mountains this year. Ornithologists suspected it was due to vehicles hitting the crows.
This was surprising because crows have adapted to feeding on carcasses by having two birds watching from the trees while two birds feed. If there is a vehicle coming, two crows will shout out so the other birds can fly away.
After analyzing the car chips left on the crows, it was found that 80% of crows killed by trucks and only 20% were killed by cars.
Turns out crows are really good at yelling "caw caw caw" and not good at yelling "truck truck truck".
Another Irish joke involving beer
While attending the World Beer Conference, the CEOs of Anhueser-Busch, Coors, and Guiness went out to eat together. When the waitress asked them what they would like to drink, the CEO of Anhueser-Busch replied, "Get me a Budweiser, the king of beers!" Not to be outdone, the Coors CEO told her, "I want a Coors. It's as refreshing as a Rocky Mountain spring!" The waitress turned to the Guiness CEO, who ordered a Diet Coke. Surprised, his companions asked why he hadn't ordered a Guiness. Smiling, he told them, "I figured if you fellows weren't going to have a beer, I shouldn't either."
So my friend invites me to a post-bullfight meal...
As we were waiting for the waiter, my friend praised her favourite dish. "They take the t**..., and roast them in a garlic sauce with cayenne pepper. They're always amazing."
So I'm thinking, 'Bull t**......well, we have rocky mountain oysters back home. Might as well.'
The waiter arrives with our lunch, and each plate has one tiny, grape-sized sphere.
"Are these the bull t**...?" I asked the waiter quizzically.
"No, senor," the waiter smiled, "the bull doesn't always lose."