Rocky Jokes

83 rocky jokes and hilarious rocky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rocky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh and be merry with this collection of humorous Rocky jokes! From Rocky Mountain to Rocky Road and Rocky and Bullwinkle to Rocky Top and Rocky Movies, there's a joke for everyone! Plus, check out more obscure Rocky jokes, like Rocky Mountain Oyster, Astrophysics and Benny the Cliff!

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Funniest Rocky Short Jokes

Short rocky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rocky humour may include short rock solid jokes also.

  1. When you have a pet rock Friend: What are you doing?
    Me: Training my pet rock
    Friend: That's dumb
    Pet Rock: *leaps from my hand & hits him in the face*
    Me: No Rocky, No!
  2. Guy walks into an ice cream shop And says give me some chocolate, some marshmallows, and some almonds. The elderly gentleman working the counter says Careful son, you're heading down a rocky road.
  3. My girlfriend started taking a small Sylvester Stallone doll to bed with her a few months ago It's been a little rocky between us ever since
  4. It was going great with my girlfriend until she started putting her Sylvester Stallone dolls in the middle of the bed. Things have been a little Rocky between us ever since.
  5. What did the shop owner say when he accidentally ordered too much chocolate and marshmallows? We've got a rocky road ahead of us...
  6. I went hiking in the Rockies and ran into a grizzly bear. I accidentally played dad instead of dead. Now the bear can ride his bike without the training wheels!
  7. Please, no jokes about the passing of singer and 'Rocky Horror' actor Meat Loaf. For a great many people that's a rather tender subject.
  8. Had a conversation with a Miner about the effects it had on the environment. The conversation got rocky.
  9. My girlfriend starting putting a miniature Sylvester Stallone doll in the middle of the bed a few months ago Things have been a little rocky between us ever since
  10. Dad, where are the Rocky Mountains? Go ask your mom; she always puts everything away around here.

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Rocky One Liners

Which rocky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rocky? I can suggest the ones about rusty and sylvester stallone.

  1. What caused the ice cream truck to break down? a rocky road
  2. If life were an ice cream flavour It'd be rocky road.
  3. How does Rocky eat his pie? Sliced alone.
  4. What's big, old, and Rocky? Sylvester Stallone
  5. I hear they are talking about making a Rocky 7.
  6. What did Rocky say when he heard about the UAP report? ALIEEENNNNN
  7. I was going to be a geologist But I heard it was a pretty rocky career.
  8. What does a Single Lemon have in Common with Rocky?
    Sliced alone
  9. An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road
  10. Just got out of a relationship with ice cream It was a rocky road.
  11. I cant stop eating ice cream... It's a rocky road to addiction.
  12. What's a boxer's favorite movie? Rocky.
    I'm sorry... Did you expect a better punchline?
  13. Apparently Sly Stallone is in talks to make Rocky 8. In this one he'll fight Arthritis.
  14. Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road.
  15. Why is Rocky so relaxed before his fights? Because he's good at beating the meat.

Rocky Road Jokes

Here is a list of funny rocky road jokes and even better rocky road puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Everyone knows the muffin man lives down Drury Lane. But did you know the ice cream man lives down Rocky Road?
  • An Italian stallion was tripping down a old bumpy road. When a woman drove past. A little while later she thought: " Well, that certainly was Rocky. "
  • I recently got a loan so I could start my own ice cream business... I'm going to have a rocky road ahead of me.
  • I asked my Dad for Ice Cream before he left to the store. I ended up getting a rocky road. He never came back.
  • How is playing an online FPS like eating rocky road ice cream? Because at first you're chillin with chocolate and marshmallows and then BAM - nuts in your mouth.
  • [OC] What is a Hobbit's least favorite flavor of ice cream? Rocky road.
    Not even hobbits can endure walking on gravel.
  • I'm trying to give up ice cream. It's been a rocky road.
  • I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road.
  • I like Rocky Road ice cream, but I hate the nuts. Therefore I buy Smooth Pavement.
  • What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream? Rocky Road.

Rocky Mountain Jokes

Here is a list of funny rocky mountain jokes and even better rocky mountain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you know Rocky Mountain wood ticks hunt in packs? They from a queue and move back and forth before they swoop in to bite you. They call this behaviour Lyme dancing.
  • Son: I just found out what Rocky mountain oysters are Dad: I know, it's nuts
  • Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
    The bull must have drug him a mile!
  • John Denver really got Rocky Mountain High When he flew his plane into a mountain.
  • Have you tried rocky mountain oysters? They're offal.
  • You know what Rocky Mountain oysters are, right? If you dont, Jen'll tell ya.
  • Rocky mountain oysters are quite expensive. A cheap alternative would be deer t**..., which one can easily find under a buck.
Rocky joke, Rocky mountain oysters are quite expensive.

Rocky Sylvester Jokes

Here is a list of funny rocky sylvester jokes and even better rocky sylvester puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I refer to my ex girlfriend as Sylvester Stallone She has a rocky past
  • My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship... Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem.
  • I'd would love to show you my Sylvester Stallone impression But it's really Rocky.

Rocky Movie Jokes

Here is a list of funny rocky movie jokes and even better rocky movie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Saw Creed II the other day I say it's a mostly solid movie. But it's was a bit rocky in some parts more than others
  • I heard they were making a new rocky movie where he goes on a difficult road trip There calling it rocky road
  • What do you call an introvert who likes to smoke p**... and watch Rocky movies? A Stalloner...
Rocky joke, What do you call an introvert who likes to smoke p**... and watch Rocky movies?

Happy Rocky Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about rocky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rocks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rocky pranks.

Beer is good.

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

A friend of mine just became a geologist

Apparently it's a rocky degree

A short true tale about Ireland, quiz-shows and h**...

Decades ago when I lived on the rocky coast of West Cork, there was a quiz show called "Quicksilver". It had a top prize of something like $1.25 (perhaps a bit more), and the contestants were just average people. In one show the contestant was asked for h**...'s first name. He thought about, smiled and said "Heil" He did not win his $1.25 but almost everyone in Ireland remembers the tale.

Ever since my dad started dating medusa

Our relationship has been pretty rocky lately

What did the Angry Video Game Nerd do at the San Diego Zoo after playing Rocky on the Sega Master System?

he took a bath in elephant f**...!

He got his name, how exactly?

In the movie Rocky , it's explained by our hero, the reason why you would call a left handed fighter, a southpaw - reason being that this one left handed fighter from the south, would point his left paw to the south, reminding the audience that he was a southern boy.
That's all good and fine, I just hope mr. Eastwood didn't get his name in a similar way...

My name is Afterhim because my father was a big fan of Rocky Balboa

So he decided to name me after him

Did you hear about Starship teaming up with Ben & j**...'s?

They built this city on Rocky Road

Rocky joke,  Dad, where are the Rocky Mountains?

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