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Funniest Rockstar Short Jokes

Short rockstar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rockstar humour may include short rock jokes also.

1. Every job ad nowadays says they want a "Rockstar" but when I snort coke off a customer's breasts, they fire me!
2. I found a combo of energy drinks that makes you feel like a fan girl All you have to do is Bang a couple Rockstars
3. Which rockstar is the best chess player? Bob Seger, because he's always working on them knight moves.
4. So one of my friends is a real up and coming geologist and quite popular with the ladies from what I hear. Man, that guy's a rockstar.
5. You can't put a load of rockstars up on a stage and expect to wipe out global poverty. Thats ludicrous
6. Rockstar has pretty much confirmed it's making a new Red Dead ... ... Grand Theft Auto V dlc with new customizable skins inspired by attire in the famous western-themed game.
7. Yon, the rockstar, tells his dad he has a sore leg. 'At least your knee isn't itchy.' He replies.
   'Why's that?'
   'Then you'd have an itchy knee, son Yon. Go rock.'
8. Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar? Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power
9. "Red Dead Redemption 2" cleaned up at the Video Game Awards. What did it have to do? Be made by Rockstar?
10. What will happen if you put a rockstar's skeleton in a tumble dryer? It'll shake, rattle and roll :)

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Rockstar One Liners

Which rockstar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rockstar? I can suggest the ones about sims and singer.

1. TIL that if you bang a rockstar.. It's way to much caffeine
2. What did the windmill say to the famous rockstar? I'm a big fan.
3. What's an Asian's favorite Rockstar title? Rice City
4. What are the rockstar's favorite fantasy creatures? Elves.
5. What do you call a Rockstar that broke his foot? Toe Jam.
6. What's Rockstar Games all time favourite movie Trainspotting
7. Everything is all about getting behind the PC movement nowadays Unless you're Rockstar
8. I heard Rockstar are gonna start making dry shampoo It's called Bed Head Redemption
9. Rockstar games caring about their fans
10. What did the ex-sprinter turned rockstar from the Middle-East say? Iraq and Iran.
11. What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel? Jon Bonjela!
12. Who's that one armed rockstar drummer? Oh yeah, Phil Rudd. Too soon?
13. Why do Atheists like games made by Rockstar? They all run on Euphoria.
14. Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert? Because he tryptophan.
15. Rockstar Just Annouced A GTA Spinoff About Breaking And Entering Its called g**...

Entertaining Rockstar Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

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