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I tried rocking my newborn daughter to sleep.
Apparently she isn't a big Zeppelin fan.
Grandpa's Rocking Chair
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your goober is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
Ma and Pa were rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for? Pa said for forty years of bad s**.... Ma said oh and continued rocking. Ma reached over and slapped Pa. Pa said what was that for?
Ma said for knowing the difference.
How was Jesus Christ so ripped?
You never see Jesus Christ rockin a dad bod. How was it that Jesus Christ kept so toned and shredded?
CrossFit
My best friend's a rocking chair...
...we go way back.
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