Rocket Scientist Jokes

Funniest Rocket Scientist Short Jokes

Short rocket scientist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rocket scientist humour may include short rocket science jokes also.

1. If you're trying to figure out what rocket scientists do on their day off It's not rocket science
2. Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!
3. Height matters For example, a difference in how high the rocket flew determined the years the scientists spent in a labor camp.
4. Did hear about the hipster that became a rocket scientist? He only wanted to work on retrorockets.
5. I know I'll never be a rocket scientist... because the amount of math they have to do is astronomical and I'm not very stellar at it.
6. If you did research and testing on a specific type of Lettuce... ...does that make you a Rocket Scientist?
7. The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is "its not rocket science...". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? "Come on Doug, its not.....s**...."
8. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a rocket scientist.. Nowadays, I just sell w**....
   It's not too far off, though. I still get people very high.
9. Say what you will about h**...... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become "Rocket Scientists".

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Rocket Scientist One Liners

Which rocket scientist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rocket scientist? I can suggest the ones about rocket launched and rocket launch.

1. Mechanical engineers They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists.
2. Rocket Scientists really know how to... Rock it out!
3. My friend genetically modifies salad. He's a rocket scientist
4. Who is the saddest rocket scientist? Werner von Fraun
5. What do you call a h**... from a rocket scientist? A s**... of genius.
6. What did the rocket scientist tell his girlfriend? A relationship is built on t**....

Cheeky Rocket Scientist Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about rocket scientist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rocket jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rocket scientist pranks.