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Muslim Band
I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque.
They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant.
They performed songs like:
"Losing my Head over You",
"Rocket Launcher Man",
"You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine".
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!
Then I heard this Muslim guy saying he had the entire Koran on a DVD.
I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well that was when the trouble started.
Since Trump nicknamed Kim Jun-Un Rocket Man, when Christmas comes along..
he can call him missile toe.
Joke originally told by my coworker today, who is a master of puns.
A man goes golfing
And he hits the most incredible drive, an absolute rocket. 100 down range a bird flies into the middle of the fairway, gets smoked by the ball and drops down dead. The man walks up to the bird and sees that the ball has gone right through!
This begs the question, is it a birdie or a hole-in-one.
Once a man went to a rocket station and asked for ticket to the moon.
The attendant said, " Sorry sir, the moon is full just now."
Elton John was asked if he'd like an iceberg lettuce in his salad
he thought for a moment and replied "no thanks, I'm a rocket man"
Will Trump ever apologize for calling Kim Jong-Un a "rocket man"?
Well I think it's going to be a long, long time...
Kim Jong-Un was very impressed with Donald Trump's rocket man remark...
In fact he was so impressed that he decided to name his youngest son 'Al Ton-Jong'.
Elton John famously detests ice burg lettuce
He's more of a Rocket Man
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