Rocket Jokes

Funniest Rocket Short Jokes

Short rocket jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rocket humour may include short orbit jokes also.

1. What did the American rocket say to the soviet rocket in space. Good we're alone now we can speak German.
2. Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon.
3. I recently lost my job at NASA Mission Control... I misheard when someone said "It's lunch time", and sent a rocket up with nobody in it.
4. I've just sold some glass rockets to Kim Jong Un. I hope he's pleased with his new, clear weapons.
5. I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, so I immediately reported him to the authorities... Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck!
6. Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket. I guess the real joke is in the comets.
7. Why didn't NASA name apollo rockets with letters? Because if Apollo F crashed with all it's crew, they would have to make an Apollo G.
8. If you're trying to figure out what rocket scientists do on their day off It's not rocket science
9. Why did NASA cancel the all-female spacewalk? None of them would go outside the rocket wearing the same outfit.
10. Have you heard? Melinda Gates, Mackenzie Scott, and Justine Musk are starting their own rocket company! They are calling it Space-Ex's and their rockets are guaranteed to go pren-up up up.

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Rocket One Liners

Which rocket one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rocket? I can suggest the ones about launch and bullet.

1. I hate it when people get simple stuff wrong I mean, it's not rocket surgery
2. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket
3. How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod? All they've got is Harden
4. What's fast, loud and crunchy ? A rocket chip
5. I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad.
6. The first potato to go to space was carried by the rocket Nick Or, well, Spudnick
7. The moon landing was staged The rocket they used had multiple stages
8. Why did the Russians lose the space race? Their rocket kept Stalin!
9. Why was the rocket hungry? It was almost launch time.
10. What do Ukrainians say before they shoot a rocket? BLASTOV!
11. What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket
12. Where do you file uncategorized rocket items? Under missile-enious.
13. What do you get when you combine the Rock and E.T.? (From my little brother)
    A rocket
14. What's Kim Jong Un's favourite sport team? Houston Rockets ...
15. What is Kim Jong Un's favorite video game? Rocket League

Rocket Launched Jokes

Here is a list of funny rocket launched jokes and even better rocket launched puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."
  BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."
• So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, "Get Ready, it's almost time for launch." To which the other says "Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"
• The Kardashians are all in a rocket set to launch, you can press a button to stop the launch. Would you order a cheese or pepperoni pizza?
• At what time in the day do rockets eat and why? At noon because they take LAUNCH.
• If North Korea released a rocket launch blooper video... It'd be a feature-length film
• I would tell a rocket joke... But I don't wanna launch myself into that conversation.
• Why do some people think the falcon heavy launch was fake? Well, the rocket WAS staged
• When is Kim Jong Un going to launch his rocket? I think it's gonna be a long long time.
• How do NASA organize rocket launches They planet
• where did elon musk launch his falcon 9 rocket ship? into uranus

Rocket Scientist Jokes

Here is a list of funny rocket scientist jokes and even better rocket scientist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!
• Height matters For example, a difference in how high the rocket flew determined the years the scientists spent in a labor camp.
• Mechanical engineers They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists.
• Rocket Scientists really know how to... Rock it out!
• Did hear about the hipster that became a rocket scientist? He only wanted to work on retrorockets.
• I know I'll never be a rocket scientist... because the amount of math they have to do is astronomical and I'm not very stellar at it.
• If you did research and testing on a specific type of Lettuce... ...does that make you a Rocket Scientist?
• My friend genetically modifies salad. He's a rocket scientist
• Who is the saddest rocket scientist? Werner von Fraun

Rocket Science Jokes

Here is a list of funny rocket science jokes and even better rocket science puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground.
• What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science.
• 99% of humanity Works on the principle of rocket science. It does not mean , we always aim for the sky;
  it means that we do not start work unless our tail is on fire.
• The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science.
• Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
• Why is the situation in Gaza so hard to figure out? Because it's rocket science!

Rocket Engine Jokes

Here is a list of funny rocket engine jokes and even better rocket engine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Space Joke What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly....
  Guys, we really Apollo-gize
• NASA job interview I was interviewing for a cheif of engineering position at NASA, when they asked me what my goals were
  I answered: "To land my rocket on Uranus"
  They didn't hire me
• What's so cool about the nitrous/ethanol powered rocket? You can continue to get high even when the engine is turned off.
• America,India,Russia and China decided to make a rocket.. America build the engine ,India build the structure and russia made the Launch platform.China branded it. MADE IN CHINA.
• Why does Santa know how rocket engines work? Because Newton was a Christmas present.

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