Rocket Engine Jokes
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I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, so I immediately reported him to the authorities...
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck!
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I'm an aerospace engineer.
I'm an aerospace engineer. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "it IS rocket science..." it still wouldn't be as much as my salary. Take that liberal arts majors.
What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other?
This ain't exactly rocket science.
Mechanical engineers
They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists.
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The secret of recent e**... of Antares rocket
The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used were engineered to fly TO America, not AWAY from it.
Space Joke
What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly....
Guys, we really Apollo-gize
NASA job interview
I was interviewing for a cheif of engineering position at NASA, when they asked me what my goals were
I answered: "To land my rocket on Uranus"
They didn't hire me
What's so cool about the nitrous/ethanol powered rocket?
You can continue to get high even when the engine is turned off.
America,India,Russia and China decided to make a rocket..
America build the engine ,India build the structure and russia made the Launch platform.China branded it. MADE IN CHINA.
Why does Santa know how rocket engines work?
Because Newton was a Christmas present.
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