Rocked Jokes
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Who was the greatest babysitter in the bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to sleep!
I rocked up to a party the other night and was having a great time.
I got a bit tipsy and looked down at my wrist, my watch was missing. So off I go out the front to see if I dropped it. I get out there and I see this drunk guy screaming at his gf, I look down and he's crushing my watch under his foot. I ran straight over and punched him out cold. You don't mistreat your gf, not on my watch.
This Halloween on the East Coast
I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween.
Because we're gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
My friend was telling me about the time he had s**... on a boat
It rocked.
How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?
They Rocked their doors.
My girlfriend just told me she felt an earthquake!
I told her it was her fault, because she rocked my world.
Why do the Asian public defenders clients always get executed?
Because he always concedes to the prosecution that his defendant deserves to be rocked up.
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