Rock Star Jokes

Funniest Rock Star Short Jokes

Short rock star jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rock star humour may include short rock music jokes also.

1. A failed rapper, a failed rock star, and a mediocre country singer walk into a bar He tells the bartender "anything but Budweiser."
2. I was arguing with a guy at a bar who said he was a big rock star in the 80's I didn't believe him, but he was Adamant.
3. Oh man, I just heard my favorite Rock Star was in an accident and lost his entire left leg! At least he isn't retiring from music though, just switching to Hip Hop.
4. Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam? He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
5. Why do rock stars get married? So one day, they can give half of their money to one lucky fan.
6. The Rock is starring in a film adaptation of the video game *Rampage* In related news, Kevin Spacey is in the Paperboy.
7. Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth.
8. Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, "Come down to Bon Jovi's Anchovies!"
9. "San Andreas" starring The Rock is a great movie but it could never be perfect... Because there is one enormous fault
10. Did you hear what happened to the Drunk Rock star at his concert? He got Boozed off the stage.

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Rock Star One Liners

Which rock star one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rock star? I can suggest the ones about rock band and rock roll.

1. What rock star is headlining at the annual Fanfiction Convention? Slash
2. Why do Rock Stars wear mascara? 200% more volume.
3. Who's the most clapped rock star? Eric CLAPton.
4. What type of AIDS do Rock Stars get? BAND AIDS!
5. What do rock stars do when their clothes catch fire? They stop, rock and roll
6. What do you call a rock star who always wears a waterproof coat? Jon Poncho Vee
7. Kids! Don't buy drugs. Become a rock star, they'll give 'em to you for free!
8. These Rock Star energy drinks really live up to the name! I just OD'd on a toilet
9. How are a famous geologist and Bruce Springsteen similar? They're both rock stars
10. What's a Japanese glam rock star's favourite cereal? Visual K
11. What makes rock stars great campers? Their living situation is intense.
12. How does Dwayne Johnson Party? Like a ROCK Star.
13. How does a rock star feel when he nails a groupie? Fan-f**...-tastic!
14. Which movie star has the most s**...? The Rock, because nowadays he's in everything.
15. What do you call a kangaroo who chases rock stars to have s**... with them? A kangaroupie.

Rock Star Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about rock star you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean movie star jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rock star pranks.