Rock Solid Jokes
15 rock solid jokes and hilarious rock solid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rock solid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rock Solid Short Jokes
Short rock solid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rock solid humour may include short rock bottom jokes also.
- I really like rock puns. They're something we shouldn't take for granite. I mean, they are pretty solid.
Let's just face it, geology rocks!
PS: I just hit rock bottom, didn't I? - What's an owl's favorite rock band? Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.
- Brazil have started playing 'Rock & Roll football' They play with a rock solid defence, midfield and attack, and have Neymar rolling around on the ground.
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Rock Solid One Liners
Which rock solid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rock solid? I can suggest the ones about hard rock and rock.
- I loved my pet rock Our friendship was solid
- What do you call the work of a renowned geologist? Rock solid
- My friend sculpted something out of a rock for me It looked pretty solid
- I hear building rock walls back in the day... Was considered a pretty rock solid job.
Rock Solid Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about rock solid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock roll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rock solid pranks.
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Killing two birds with one stone this weekend
Taking my mother to h**... sounds rock solid.
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An old lady received 3 wishes...
An old lady sat on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appeared and informed her that she would be granted three wishes.
Well, now, said the old lady, I guess I would like to be really rich.
*p**...* Her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.
*p**...* She turned into a beautiful young woman.
Your third wish? asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wandered across the porch in front of them. Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince? she asked.
*p**...*
And there before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could have possibly imagined. She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispered in her ear,
Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.
A Chinese man with the unfortunate name "Shan Yu"
To escape the ridicule of his peers, this man moved to the United States and found a job in an office that simplified scholarly articles on FOL (first order logic) so that the average Joe could read them.
It turned out this was Shan Yu's dream job; no one else could handle the language in the FOL files like he could. In his off hours he would practice hiding his accent, and "FOL" was his word of choice.
After years of practice, Shan Yu's accent was rock solid in all but the most emotional scenarios, and even then was only a bit shaky.
One day, Shan Yu heard his supervisor explaining to a client that the papers his company managed were beginning to become far too erudite for the average reader to grasp. In casual terms, these were the FOL-est papers he'd ever seen. Upon hearing this, Shan Yu slammed open the door and proclaimed: "Only Yu can prevent FORest fires!"
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Old Lady and the Fairy Godmother
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
Well, now, says the old lady, I guess I would like to be really, really rich. *p**...* Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. She smiles and says, Gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess. *p**...* She turns into a beautiful young woman.
Your third wish? asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. Ooh… can you change him into a handsome prince? she asks. *p**...* There before her stands a young man, more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak. He saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!