rock paper scissors Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious rock paper scissors stories

What are the best Rock Paper Scissors puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Rock Paper Scissors? Well here is a complete list of Rock Paper Scissors dad jokes:

Two lesbians are playing rock, paper, scissors ..who will win ?

No one ... Both of them are choosing "scissors" again and again !


4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left.

One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says.
"Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."


When I play rock, paper, scissors, people think I always choose scissors.

They're wrong. I'm actually flashing a peace sign. Stop the violence.


I invented a new game similar to rock paper scissors.

You have 3 cards with a color on one side and white on the other.
You and your opponent choose a card, show it face down (white part), and simultaneously switch it to know the winner.
Every player has 3 cards of 3 different colors, representing some natural elements: Blue, Red and Brown, for Water, Fire and Wood respectively.
Narutally, blue beats red, as water extinguishes fire.
Red beats brown, as fire burns wood.
Brown beats Rihanna.



When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?

Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students who attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CANT BEAT ANYBODY!

A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds.
When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten me with paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. "


Rock, paper, scissors got complicated.

I was playing it with my deaf cousin, but then he started showing some new signs and I didn't know how to counter them.


I love playing rock, paper, scissors with a person who is quadriplegic....

.......they always go for rock.