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One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says.
"Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
They're wrong. I'm actually flashing a peace sign. Stop the violence.
Two brothers want to go deer hunting but the only land nearby is owned by a grumpy farmer.
The decide to ask him if they can hunt on his property but when they pull up in the driveway neither brother wants to go knock on the door.
They play rock-paper-scissors and the older brother loses. He walks to the door and asks the farmer if they can go hunting.
The old farmer points to a nearby corral and says "See that horse? She's been mine for 20 years. She's blind and dying and I don't have the heart to put her down. If you do that for me, you boys can hunt on my land".
The older brother agrees and while walking back to the truck he thinks of a prank to play on his younger brother.
"I'll teach that lousy no-good farmer to say no!" he exclaims. "See that horse over there? Watch this!" He levels his rifle and shoots it! He hears gunshots next to him and looks at his brother.
"I got two of his cows" yells the younger brother, "lets get out of here!"
No one ... Both of them are choosing "scissors" again and again !
I was playing it with my deaf cousin, but then he started showing some new signs and I didn't know how to counter them.
You have 3 cards with a color on one side and white on the other.
You and your opponent choose a card, show it face down (white part), and simultaneously switch it to know the winner.
Every player has 3 cards of 3 different colors, representing some natural elements: Blue, Red and Brown, for Water, Fire and Wood respectively.
Narutally, blue beats red, as water extinguishes fire.
Red beats brown, as fire burns wood.
Brown beats Rihanna.
I pull out a camera, they play scissors, then I play rock.
Gun beats everything.
Then she'd have completed rock, paper and scissors.
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I made money hand over fist.
They are playing a hand and Rock goes all in, Scissors places $50, and paper snapped in a half and dies.
Scissors asks, "What happened?".
Rocks replies, "I think he folded".
Like what gender I am
Fortunately, I pulled a rock. Had I pulled out paper, I would've have lost.
Rock, paper, scissor
You're tearable.
In fact, it was a Thai
Because they will both pick scissors.
Call them "Rock Paper Scissors."
"What's that?" Asked the scissors.
"Beats me" said the rock.
Who wanted his students to protect themselves from armed intruders with rocks.
Personally, it sounds like taking Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot too far
They keep throwing down scissors
The cop said "Papers" I said "scissors" and inmeditaly after that I drove the f#@€ away.
He must have been crazy for a Rematch because he chase me for 10 min!
It was easy because they kept doing scissors
A husband and wife dies, and go to heaven. There, god tells them they have room for only one of them, and they have to rock-paper-scissors for the spot. Wife whispered something to the husband and then prepares to start. They do it once and the husband chooses paper while the wife chooses scissors, so the husband dies. The wife cradling the dead body says to it, I told you that we should both pick rock.
Get her to play 'rock,paper,scissors'
If you win using _rock_,
then you know.
_(If you lose using paper, this is also a tell-tale sign.)_
Rock, paper, scissor.
Rock paper scissors
Rock. He was Boulder.
Rock, paper, scissors!
The Rock, Paper, Scissors
They always go with scissors
Rock paper scissors
Earlier today, some guy pulled a scissors on me.
I'm glad I was agile enough to pull a rock from my pocket. If I pulled out paper, I would've lost.
Li'l Paper Scissors
I'd be making money hand over fist.
I lost the Rock's paper scissors.
Pick rock, she will most likely pick scissor
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