rock paper scissors Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious rock paper scissors puns

Two lesbians are playing rock, paper, scissors ..who will win ?

No one ... Both of them are choosing "scissors" again and again !


4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left.

One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says.
"Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."


When I play rock, paper, scissors, people think I always choose scissors.

They're wrong. I'm actually flashing a peace sign. Stop the violence.


Rock, paper, scissors got complicated.

I was playing it with my deaf cousin, but then he started showing some new signs and I didn't know how to counter them.


I invented a new game similar to rock paper scissors.

You have 3 cards with a color on one side and white on the other.
You and your opponent choose a card, show it face down (white part), and simultaneously switch it to know the winner.
Every player has 3 cards of 3 different colors, representing some natural elements: Blue, Red and Brown, for Water, Fire and Wood respectively.
Narutally, blue beats red, as water extinguishes fire.
Red beats brown, as fire burns wood.
Brown beats Rihanna.


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