Rock N Roll Jokes
8 rock n roll jokes and hilarious rock n roll puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rock n roll that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Rock N Roll Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
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I spend the mornings in my rocking chair, and in the afternoon I go out in my wheelchair.
I've got a real rock 'n' roll lifestyle.
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I lead a pretty rock n roll lifestyle
I wake up s**... and roll out of bed
Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll?
The almond brothers...
I'll go now
How does Dwayne Johnson sign up for a music contest?
Rock enrolls
\[Rock 'n' rolls\]
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Rock'n'Roll Heaven
Stevie Ray Vaughan dies in his helicopter c**... and goes to heaven. He is escorted by Saint Peter to a special area reserved for famous dead rock musicians. He is very honoured as he sees that he is in the company of Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Lennon, Buddy Holly and dozens of other famous faces from the history of rock.
Then he spies Bono preening in front of a mirror.
"Hey wait a second," he says, "Bono's not dead!"
Saint Peter replies, "Actually, that's God. He just thinks he's Bono"
I've found a new genre of music. It's a combination of heavy rock n' roll, hip hop, and folk music.
I call it Scrap Metal.
Do you remember the good times? We have Game-boy, Rock N' Roll, Discoteque....
Bitcoins...
What was the most popular music in the stone age.
Rock 'n' Roll
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