Rock Music Jokes
78 rock music jokes and hilarious rock music puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rock music that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rock Music Short Jokes
Short rock music jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rock music humour may include short rock and roll jokes also.
- What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore.
^^Or ^^nickelback. ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry. - I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
- The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival... Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.
- When you listen to rock backwards you hear satanic messages, what do you get when you listen to country music backwards? Your wife back, your life back, and your dog back.
- So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music.. Apparently they're big heavy metal fans.
- Oh man, I just heard my favorite Rock Star was in an accident and lost his entire left leg! At least he isn't retiring from music though, just switching to Hip Hop.
- date: i like a lot of music but i'm really into rock me: [trying to impress her] oh yeah me too
date: really? what's your favorite subgenre?
me: [visibly sweating] d-dwayne johnson - What genre of music does a caveman play? Rock
- I love organic rock music My favorite band is the Almond Butters
- My Neighbors like my Music so much, that.. ....they threw a Rock into my window so they could hear it better.
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Rock Music One Liners
Which rock music one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rock music? I can suggest the ones about metal music and rock roll.
- what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music mount rushmore
- Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore.
- what kind of music sinks to the bottom of the ocean Heavy rock
- What does rock music and my grandpa have in common? The Strokes
- What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music? Rock 'n' Roll
- Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? Mount Rushmore
- What type of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving?
Plymouth Rock! - What kind of rock music do they listen to in Atlantis? Depth metal 🤘🧜♀️🤘
- What's the most popular kind of music in the Czech Republic? Prague Rock
- What's a drug addict's favorite music genre? Crack rock
- What kind of music do they play at stonehenge? Hard Rock.
- What day is the best for punk and rock music? A green one apparently.
- Where did Rock music start? Estonia
- What kind of music does a boulder like? Rock and roll.
Cr - How does Dwayne Johnson sign up for a music contest? Rock enrolls
\[Rock 'n' rolls\]
Witty Rock Music Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about rock music you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock star jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rock music pranks.
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why?
A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
My friends really into acid rock...
Personally I prefer my music with more bass.
Scotland
Why do the Scots like lying? They are scared the truth would set them free.
Why do Scots love ants? They also like to live in a colony.
Why don't Scots like punk rock groups? They put their music on independent labels.
What is the most unpopular dance in Scotland? The indepen-dance.
How are Scots similar to bicycles? They both need chains around them.
Why have Scots stopped wearing rings? Because freedom rings.
I've found a new genre of music. It's a combination of heavy rock n' roll, hip hop, and folk music.
I call it Scrap Metal.
I love Rock music
I think he did a song with Wyclef Jean once.
What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?
OC/DC
What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?
rock
what's your favourite music genre?
pope rock
Two robots are having a conversation about music.
Two robots are having a conversation about music.
Robot 1: My favorite music is Rock.
Robot 2: Rock, huh? I'm more of a metal man myself.
What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?
Prague Rock.
I've seen videos of grandmas smoking w**..., and listening to rock music.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking forward to when they complete the trilogy.
What happens you dunk your Digestive in your tea one too many times while listening to rock music?
You get a ... Limp Biscuit!
What do you call a group of sheep that play jangly rock music?
Ewe2
I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius
The original master of rock and roll!
What's Cain's favorite genre of music?
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
Help me! I can't choose what music to listen to.
I'm stuck between rock and hard bass...
What is Sean Spicer's favorite genre of music?
Alternative Rock
What kind of music are scissors afraid of?
Rock music
What's a Neanderthal's favourite genre of music?
Hard rock!
These are dark times for rock music...
...We must band together!
What's a teacher's favorite music genre?
Math rock!
What type of music do geologists listen to?
Rock.
2 windmills are in a field on days to the other do you like rock music?
The other says yeah I'm a really big fan
I like listening to classic rock in the car and my wife likes listening to country music, so we compromise
and listen to country music.
My neighbor is really into music...
Even his driveway is hard rock
This is a joke i made up when i was 4 years old
Why did the dinosaur fall in the paint?
Because it was listening to rock and roll music.
What is a caveman's favorite music genre?
Rock
What's a dinosaur's favourite genre of music?
Space Rock, but they don't mind death metal.
Musical joke. So a miner goes into a cave
but then rocks fall on him
you know what he is now?
a flat minor
What kind of music listen gay people in the middle east to?
Rock and roll!
What kind of music do drywallers play?
Sheet Rock
What do you call a nonconformist from the 1960s who gets mad at you for enjoying rock music and p**...?
A hippiecrite
What is Caesar Zeppeli's least favorite genre of music?
Rock
If geologists like rock music and mortuary scientists like death metal, what kind of music do physicists like?
Physicists enjoy dubstep, mainly because you don't have to account for wind resistance in the drop
My 7 year old just came up with these Avatar: The Last Airbender jokes. We were quite surprised.
What kind of music does Toph like?
- Rock-and-Roll
What kind of instrument does Aang play?
- Air guitar
I know it's not much, but I got a kick out of his reasoning and decided to share.
Classic Rock and Roll Trivia
I learned today that 3 of the guys who performed on "Rosanna" and "Africa" also played on "Dust in the Wind". Music journalist asked them why they joined the new band and they said
"Toto? We aren't in Kansas anymore".
God and the devil chat about music
The god and the devil were chating, as they usually do when the concept of music came up.
With a bit of intrigue God asked the devil how he'd managed to get into every genre of music, from rock & rap to hip hop & metal ect .
The devil chuckled no no no , music is too special, too human for me to infect. it requires a soul to create music .
The devil leans back, now the music-industry, that's some of my finer work
