Rock Bottom Jokes
75 rock bottom jokes and hilarious rock bottom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rock bottom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Rock Bottom Short Jokes
Short rock bottom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rock bottom humour may include short rock solid jokes also.
- Looks like NFT prices have hit rock bottom. Get your monkey for nothin' and your chimps for free.
I want my, I want my, I want my NFT. - At least people that have hit rock bottom are disciplining their pet rocks This joke brought to you by my ten year old son
- Me: Hits rock bottom "welp, it cant get any worse" Rock bottoms older brother: Is this the guy that hit you
Me: oh no - My joke of the day Did you hear of the quarry that went out of buiness?
It hit rock bottom. - What's the difference between where you pour dirty water and The Rock? One's the the bottom of a sink and the other's a Dwayne.
- I thought life couldn't get any worse after I hit rock bottom Until rock bottom's dad turned up and started hitting me back…
- I really like rock puns. They're something we shouldn't take for granite. I mean, they are pretty solid.
Let's just face it, geology rocks!
PS: I just hit rock bottom, didn't I? - The Marvel character Korg is canonically gay. I'd guess you'd say the other gladiators are hitting rock bottom.
- I was one step away from hitting the rock bottom His bodyguard caught me, Dwayne is a well protected man
- Adam Sandler's movies have really been going downhill lately In his most recent one he rubbed up against Rock's bottom.
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Rock Bottom One Liners
Which rock bottom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rock bottom? I can suggest the ones about rock roll and rock.
- what kind of music sinks to the bottom of the ocean Heavy rock
- I must be a geologist I keep finding a new rock bottom.
- If you give Dwayne Johnson a spanking... It means you've just hit Rock bottom.
- When your pet rock is misbehaving You hit rock bottom
- A Girl asked me what my birthstone was It's rock bottom
- A lady was accused of slapping the buttocks of Dwayne Johnson She hit rock bottom
- A geologist falls down a mountain and dies... I guess you could say he hit rock bottom...
- I have high expectations for 2017 because from rock bottom, you can only go up
- I slept like a rock At the bottom of the ocean with a mob boss attached to it
- I finally hit rock bottom today. Dwayne Johnson was not pleased.
- You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic? He found rock bottom.
- If I go around spanking statues, Does that mean I've hit rock bottom?
- I just hit rock bottom Rock and her boyfriend got pretty angry at me.
- After Infinity War, Thor sure has hit rock bottom... I bet he'd get along with Gamora.
- I hate it when you fall off a ravine It feels like you just hit rock bottom.
Rock Bottom Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about rock bottom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock music jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rock bottom pranks.
My favorite joke since I was a kid
Two guys are walking down the side of the road in a rural area somewhere. All of a sudden, in the middle of the road, a huge hole appears. Curious, the two men peer down inside to see how deep it goes, but can't see the bottom. One saunters to the side of the road to find a pebble, throws it in, and listens; they don't hear it hit bottom. The other goes to the side to find a larger rock, throws it in, and listens; they still don't hear it hit bottom. They look at each other, and go find a log off to the side of the road, roll it in, and wait for it to hit bottom. All of a sudden, a goat runs out of the woods at high speed, and jumps down the hole. They look at each other quizzically, shrug, and keep walking. A few minutes later, an exasperated farmer steps onto the road out of the brush. He looks at the men and asks "Have either of you seen a goat around here?" The men look at the farmer and say "Yes, actually. A goat came out of the woods back there and jumped into this giant hole." The farmer replies "That couldn't have been my goat; my goat was tied to a log."
Probably my favorite joke ever.
Two guys are walking through the woods when they stumble upon an old abandoned mine shaft so deep that they can't see the bottom. Intrigued, one of them throws a rock into it to see how deep it is. After listening for quite a while, they never hear it hit the bottom. The other one grabs a bigger rock and hefts it down. They still don't hear it hit bottom. Now they are really curious how deep it is. After a minute of searching, one of them finds a huge railroad tie and signals for his buddy to come help. It takes a bit of work, but they wrestle it to the edge of the hole and push it over. Out of nowhere, a goat comes running right between them, jumping into the mineshaft!
Amazed at what just happened, they start walking away when a park ranger walks up and asks them if they have seen a goat anywhere.
"Yeah, one just ran right between us and jumped into that old mineshaft over there!"
"No, that couldn't be my goat," said the ranger, "mine was tied to a railroad tie."
Where is my goat?
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!
The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them! The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."
A sheep and a hole [PG]
Two campers are out walking around, and come across a huge hole in the ground. The first camper goes up to the hole and says "wow, I wonder how deep this is?" The second camper picks up a rock, chucks it in the hole, puts his ear down and waits to hear it hit the bottom. Nothing. The first camper says "jeez, it must be really deep!" and picks up a larger rock. Using both hands he heaves it into the hole. The campers put their heads down and listen for the big rock to hit. Nothing! The second camper looks puzzled, and then spots a boulder. "Hey come and help me with this" he says, and they both start lugging the enormous rock to the hole. "3-2-1" both campers shove the boulder into the hole and quickly put their heads down to listen to the impact. Not even 3 seconds go by and a sheep runs and JUMPS into the hole. Both campers look at each other bewildered. "Did you see that?? A sheep just ran and jumped into the hole!" A few minutes pass, and a farmer comes up. The farmer asks "Hey, have you guys seen my sheep?" The first camper says, "Yeah, the craziest thing happened! Your sheep ran, and jumped into this hole!" The farmer laughed, and said "That's impossible! My sheep was tied to a rock."
Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged.
The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated. And toilet paper touched a new bottom.
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Did you hear about the woman who injected concrete into her buttocks?
Talk about hitting rock bottom.
ALTERNATE: What a hard-a**....
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What did the d**... say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started?
I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom.
Once you start making jokes about wrestling...
...that's when you know you've hit Rock Bottom.
I think I have hit rock bottom in my life.
Do you know where I can buy some new tacks?
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I got in a fight with Dwayne Johnson.
I got in a fight with Dwayne Johnson. As I threw the first punch, he turned around on the spot. And that, that is when I knew I'd hit rock bottom.
I've been suffering from addiction.
I really hit rock bottom this time. You see, I'm addicted to spelunking.
I knew my fantasies were getting worse
But when I spanked a statue I knew I'd hit rock bottom.
A geologist filed for divorce.
His marriage has hit rock bottom.
A man is on a photo safari in Africa.
He finds an elephant in distress, lying in the bushes. Upon inspection, he finds that the elephant has a large, sharp rock embedded in the bottom of its foot. He carefully pulls the rock free, and the elephant gets up and saunters away.
Almost a decade later he is back in his home town when a circus is visiting and they put on a parade. The man is watching all of the animals go past, when he notices, and makes eye contact with a large African elephant. The elephant immediately turns toward the man, picks him up in its trunk, slams him on the pavement and then stomps the life out of him.
Different elephant.
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How do you punish a pet rock
You hit rock bottom
What happened to density's child was really sad...
They really hit rock bottom when buoyancy went solo.
I went hiking and accidentally fell down a ravine.
It was then that I realised I hit rock bottom.
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A gay man wakes up in bed with Dwayne Johnson...
and realizes that he'**... Rock bottom.
If you think you've hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank...
once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket, and they classed it as an "uncharacteristic purchase"
You know you've hit rock bottom on tinder...
When the even bots swipe left on you.
Two friends were on a hike through the woods when they found a giant hole in the ground...
They couldn't see a bottom to the hole, so they dropped a rock down to listen for when it hit the bottom. They waited for 30 seconds but never heard the rock. They looked around for something heavier to drop down. After a few minutes of searching around, they found an anvil. They dragged the anvil and dropped it down the hole, when suddenly a goat flew out from the trees and went straight down the hole. The two friends were trying to figure out what had just happened when a farmer approached them and asked if they had seen his goat. When they told him what happened he said:
"That's impossible! It was chained to an anvil!"
I thought I'd already hit rock bottom...
My Girlfriend is super obsessed with Star Trek...
So one day we went rock climbing and we were talking about species, I asked her: "How many can you name?" She gave me a grin and said "Roluman, Bajoran, Cardassian, Ferengi, Borg..." She got preoccupied and fell to the bottom of the cliff. "You forgot to Kling-On!"
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Why did the boulder commit s**...?
He hit rock bottom.
Did you hear about the guy that stole a plane and smashed it into the ground? I guess he really...
Hit rock bottom.
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How do you discipline your pet rock?
You hit rock bottom
this one's not oc but. How do you behave your pet rock?
You hit rock bottom.
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What do rock bottom and a r**... wife have in common?
They usually get hit at the same time.
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I got so drunk I tried to s**... a statue last night.
It really hurts when you hit rock bottom.
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I am a s**... addict. I was caught having s**... with the Easter Island statues.
I really hit rock bottom.
What do you call the misguided act of worshipping mediocre products at rock-bottom prices?
I-Dollar-Tree
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It was probably my worst moment of judgement, feeling over confident and giving Dwayne Johnson a big ol' s**... on his a**....
I hit Rock bottom.
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what happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the b**...?
You hit rock bottom.
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I knew my fetishes were getting out of hand, when I spanked a statue…
I had hit rock bottom
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I recently got arrested for s**... harassing a statue…
That's when I hit rock bottom