Robotic Jokes

Funniest Robotic Short Jokes

Short robotic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The robotic humour may include short automated jokes also.

1. Where do robot go for fun? The Circuits!
   (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
2. The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full.
3. A robot went on a crime spree in our neighbourhood right before it ran out of battery. The cops are refusing to charge the perpetrator.
4. I had a terrible dream of a dystopian future where robots controlled every aspect of our lives. Luckily, I was awakened by my Tesla.
5. A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve robots." The robot replies, "Oh, but someday you will."
6. Why is there now a SECOND round of Captcha Pictures? Are you telling me these robots are getting by Round 1?
7. Why was the jamaican surprised when he saw a bunch of Transformers flying over his house? 'Cause there were robots in de skies.
8. if I were Sarah Connor I would simply defeat the robots by asking them to identify which of the following pictures has a pedestrian crossing in it
9. Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
10. A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have?"
    The robot says, "Well, it's been a long day and I need to loosen up. How about a screwdriver?"

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Robotic One Liners

Which robotic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with robotic? I can suggest the ones about cyborg and mechanical.

1. What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.
   I'll see myself out.
2. A Norweigan robot analyzed a bird. It scandinavian.
3. What do you feed a hungry robot? Mega-bites.
   Just an average joke by my sister
4. Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters.
5. Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robots. They call it Mars.
6. What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology
7. Some people claim Al Gore dances too robotically He says its just his al gore rhythm
8. What do you call a sad robot? A woebot. :(
9. Know what's ironic? A computer asking me if I'm a robot.
10. Where do baby robotic vacuums come from? The Woomba
    I'll show myself out.
11. why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls
12. What do you call a group of muslims that turn into a giant robot? A mecca
13. What does a robot do with his first girlfriend? He nuts and bolts
14. What's a Robots favorite animal? A cowculator.
    From my 7 year old.
15. I was bored so I made a robot to distribute herbs It helped pass the thyme

Silly & Ridiculous Robotic Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about robotic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electronic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make robotic pranks.