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Robocop Jokes

6 robocop jokes and hilarious robocop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about robocop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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RoboCop: you are under arrest!

"before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them?"
**RoboCop:** I'm going to let you off with a warning

What did Robocop say to Schrödinger's Cat?

Dead or Alive, you're coming with me.

What would RoboCop be called if he was a Transformer?

Stoptimus Crime

Robocop lost his job on the Police force..

He's found new employment advertising for a barber shop
Shave now.. or there will be stubble

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

Let's reboot Robocop and replace Peter Weller with Peter Dinklage.

Call it Robocrop .

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