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So this guy's in bed with a married woman when her husband's car gets home
She brings the guy, completely n**..., into the living room and tells him to stand completely still as she covers him in white powder.
Honey, what's that? , said her husband.
Well, it's a statue. I saw the Robinsons down the street got one and I wanted one! , said the woman.
The husband bought it, and the day went on and eventually the couple went to bed.
At about 2 a.m., the husband gets up, goes down to the kitchen, makes a sandwich and grabs a beer. He goes into the living room, and tells the statue : Here you go; I spent two whole days like that at the Robinsons and nobody even offered me a d**... glass of water!
What person gets all his work done by Friday?
Robinson Crusoe.
Two fleas are on Robinson Crusoe's back.
One turns to the other and says, "Well, so long, I'll see you on Friday."
Edward G Robinsons father became a woman, and his mother became a man. He has been very open discussing this.
He has trans parents, see
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Why did Robinson Crusoe work a five-day week?
Because he was b**... by Friday.
Robinson Crusoe finds footprint in sand.....
...must of been *black Friday*!
Poor Dustin
Dustin Hoffman is having a tough week. He now has so many accusers, even Mrs. Robinson is coming after him.
Why American Names Are Like – Jackson, Wilson, Markson.....
Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson
Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son.
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