The Best 10 Robinson Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Robinson jokes. There are some robinson beige jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these robinson morris puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Robinson Jokes and Puns

What person gets all his work done by Friday?

Robinson Crusoe.

Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee.

Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents.

Why did Robinson Crusoe work a five-day week?

Because he was buggered by Friday.

Poor Dustin

Dustin Hoffman is having a tough week. He now has so many accusers, even Mrs. Robinson is coming after him.

Why American Names Are Like – Jackson, Wilson, Markson.....

Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson

Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son.


When your boss tells you "I need you to have everything done by Friday." You say...

I can't have everything done by Friday! Who do you think I am, Robinson Crusoe?!

Robinson Crusoe finds footprint in sand.....

...must of been *black Friday*!

Who was the first man to receive a deal on black Friday?

Robinson Crusoe.

He's leaving Friday...

Robinson Crusoe.

What was the 1940s gangster's favorite body of water?

(in an Edward G Robinson voice) The myah sea

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the robinson davis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working robinson webb piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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