Robin Williams Jokes
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- What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothing, someone's losing the trailer.
-Robin Williams - Without a doubt, Robin Williams is great. Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
- I have invented microscopic robots that can form the face of Robin Williams. I call them "nanu-nanubots."
- What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado? Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer
*shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams - Anthony Bourdain and Robin Williams got into a fight over the phone. After a while they both hung up.
- A German once asked Robin Williams why there are no funny German comedians Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?
- You heard of what happened to Robin Williams? You could say his jokes had him "gasping" for air.
- What did Robin Williams say to Good Will Hunting? I don't work with the males 'cuz I used to be one.
- I once met Robin Williams at a party I tried to give him a high five, but he left me hanging.
- What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal? A Robin Williams.
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Robin Williams One Liners
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- Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is... ...Mrs Fire.
- How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting
- Robin Williams Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
- Q. What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas? A. Betty White.
- What's your favorite Robin Williams movie? Without a doubt, mine is Mrs. Fire.
- A woodpecker's a bird... ...unless you're a puppet.
~ The late great Robin Williams - Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams.
- Who killed my childhood? Robin Williams
- What was the last thing Robin Williams did before he died? He was just hanging.
- What makes you laugh and hangs from the ceiling? Robin Williams
- You have to admire Robin Williams killing himself. He didn't rope anybody else in.
- Where was Robin Williams last stand up? His closet.
- Why didn't Robin Williams use a gun? He doubted it would fire.
- D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake? Robin Williams dies
- Know why Robin Williams didn't start in Ridiculous 6? He didn't have a strong neck
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People say to me Jesus was not Jewish
## I say ofcourse he was Jewish
+ 30 years old, Single, Living at home with his parents
+ Working in his father's business
+ His mother thought he was God's gift
## He's Jewish. Give it up
****
_by Robin Williams_
Happy Birthday Robin!
Robin Williams' Favorite Joke
Guy's having s**... with his wife. All of a sudden he looks over, and there in the doorway is his son, about eight years old. Kid looks horrified, and the kid runs away. The guy says to his wife, ''Well, I'd better talk to Timmy.''
He puts on his clothes and goes to Timmy's room. He opens the door , and there's Timmy nailing Grandma. The father goes ''Oh, my God!'' And the kid goes, ''Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?"
My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend...
We're the s**... Squad!
A Man Goes to the Doctor...
The Doctor says, "Mr. Smith - you have to stop m**...."
The man replies, "Why, Doctor?"
The Doctor says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
[Originally heard from Walter Cronkite and Robin Williams]
My favorite Robin Williams joke
U2 is playing a concert in Scotland, and as a hush comes over the crowd, Bono starts clapping his hands above his head very slowly.
As he claps, he tells the crowd, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." And a man stands up in the back of the room, and shouts "Then stop clappin' your hands!"
Thanks, Robin.
So a Rabbi with a frog on his shoulder walks into a bar...
...and the bartender says: "That's awesome! Where'd you get one of those?"
And the frog says "Brooklyn! There's hundreds of em!"
*credit to Robin Williams for the joke
Is it too soon for a Robin Williams Joke?
It's been a few weeks, so I think the waters are safe for this joke I told my cousin:
David Carradine and Robin Williams are in heaven, Carradine looks at Williams and says, "what do you mean you weren't jerking off?"
Some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish
Of course he was Jewish 30 years old single
living with his parents,
working in his father's business,
his mother thought he was gods gift
Give it up oh course he was Jewish
- Robin Williams obm
A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says : Mr Smith you have to stop m**.... The man asks : why doctor ?
Because I'm trying to examine you.
Joke is from the late, great, Robin Williams.
I once visited a gay s**... club in Soho, where the main attraction was a drag queen/ stripper they called Mrs.Doubtfire...
She was hung like Robin Williams.
Probably too soon
News is Robin Williams didn't commit s**....
Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd.
