robin Jokes

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Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors?


Batman doesn't want to get shot.


People say to me Jesus was not Jewish

## I say ofcourse he was Jewish

+ 30 years old, Single, Living at home with his parents
+ Working in his father's business
+ His mother thought he was God's gift

## He's Jewish. Give it up

_by Robin Williams_

Happy Birthday Robin!


Robin: The batmobile won't start. Batman: Check the battery

Robin: What's a tery


Robin Williams' Favorite Joke

Guy's having sex with his wife. All of a sudden he looks over, and there in the doorway is his son, about eight years old. Kid looks horrified, and the kid runs away. The guy says to his wife, ''Well, I'd better talk to Timmy.''

He puts on his clothes and goes to Timmy's room. He opens the door , and there's Timmy nailing Grandma. The father goes ''Oh, my God!'' And the kid goes, ''Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?"


What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin


What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile!


Batman: The Batmobile isn't starting

Robin: Check the battery

Batman: What's a tery?


What's the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can walk the streets without Robin.


What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.


Robin was having problems starting the Batmobile

And then he went to Batman "The Batmobile won't start!"

"Have you checked the battery?"

"What's an Ery?"


What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin


What do you call a man with his hand up a horses ass?

An Amish mechanic.

A favorite from Robin Williams


Robin Hood went to see a doctor...

...he was diagnosed with Menintightis.


What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile.


What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon!

My father told me this joke the same day he taught me how to whistle.

R.I.P. Dad


Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman

Batman can walk into a gas station without robin


Since I started stealing money from my wife to pay for prostitutes, my friends have started calling me Robin Hood .

Stealing from the bitch and giving to the whore.


What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car


This is for Robin Williams

A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what seems to be the trouble. The man says, "Doc, I'm depressed. Simply, I can't sleep sometimes, I can't eat, I feel down and irritable most days. I just can't feel 'happy.'"

The Doctor says, "I've got the perfect fix for you. In town tonight is the great clown Pagliacci. He's hysterically funny and will make you laugh til you cry. You will experience a joy unprecedented."

The man bursts into tears. The doctor, confused asks why. "Doc, I *am* Pagliacci."

Robin Williams was legendary. He was also human. He had his demons and battled them all his life. I don't like that he's gone, but I understand what he's dealt with. RIP.


What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin get in the Bat mobile.


A superheroes joke

Im sorry if the english is bad but im translating this joke from the Spanish:

It's saturday night. The Flash wants to go out and meet some women, so he decides to go and ask Batman to come with him, he runs to the batcave and asks him:
- Hey Bruce! Lets go out to a club tonight and get some pussy!
And Batman answers:
- I Can't, Flash. I already told Robin I will give him driving lessons with the Batmobile tonight.
Angrily, Flash runs away from there and goes to Supermans house. He gets there and tells Superman:
- Yo, Superman! Lets get shitfaced at a bar and score some girls!
To what Superman says:
- I already told Lois i'll take her to dinner tonight man. Im sorry.
Flash is very angry now and decides to go to Wonder Woman's to see whats up with her. When he arrives, he finds her in the bed, completely naked, moaning with her legs sticking up, and always having wanted to have sex with her, in less than one second he takes off his clothes, nails her, and run away home.
Completely confused, Wonder Woman says:
- What in earth just happened?
And the Invisible Man answers:
- I dont know but my ass hurts like hell.


Robin says to Batman:

- Batman, batremote to battv doesn't work!
- Did you check batteries?
- What are teries?


Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is...

...Mrs Fire.


What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?

He was Robin.


My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend...

We're the Suicide Squad!


Why does Batman call his teenage, tights wearing sidekick Robin?

cause Swallow was too obvious.


What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer.
-Robin Williams


I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most.

"Hey Batman!"
"Yeah, Robin?"
"Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"


What's the difference between a tornado in the south and a southern divorce?

Nothing, somebody's losing the trailer.

- Robin Williams


A woman goes to a plastic surgeon,

A woman goes to the plastic surgeon and she's very nervous. The surgeon says "Would you mind if I numb your breasts?" The woman meekly replies that that would be favourable.

Surgeon says "Numnumnumnum!"

- credit goes to Robin Williams in *Bicentennial Man*


What's Robin Hood's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!


How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting


In memory of Sir Robin Wiiliams here are lists of top 5 funny jokes that gives me so much laugh.. thanks so much for brighten our day for a while Robin!

#1 Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer.' Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, 'It's 5 o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.'

#2 You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you're 18, but by the time you're 80, it's a picket fence.

#3 Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

#4 We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

#5 My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes. — as Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)


What would batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.


Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....


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