Robin Jokes
146 robin jokes and hilarious robin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about robin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best and funniest robin jokes around! From red robin, christmas robin, Christopher Robin, and Robin Williams to Robin Uncle, Kathy, Denise, and Gordon, enjoy a variety of joke types. Laugh out loud with our collection of robin jokes, perfect for any occasion!
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Funniest Robin Short Jokes
Short robin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The robin humour may include short robber jokes also.
- Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors? Easy.
Batman doesn't want to get shot. - What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin
- What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon!
My father told me this joke the same day he taught me how to whistle.
R.I.P. Dad - Robin: Where are you, Batman? Batman: on my way, was in the bathroom
Robin: what's a hroom? - Why did the robin become a comedian on the first day of spring? It wanted to chirp people up!
- Robin says to Batman: - Batman, batremote to battv doesn't work!
- Did you check batteries?
- What are teries? - I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. "Hey Batman!"
"Yeah, Robin?"
"Didn't we park the Batmobile here?" - Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house? They don't like rich people in Robin's hood
- Robin Hood hands over stolen goods to the poor man Man: Wow thank you robin hood, now i'm rich!
Robin: *squints* you're what? - Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile.
Robin: aww really batman? thanks!
Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626
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Robin One Liners
Which robin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with robin? I can suggest the ones about rob name and batman.
- Robin: The batmobile won't start. Batman: Check the battery Robin: What's a tery
- What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile!
- Robin Hood went to see a doctor... ...he was diagnosed with Menintightis.
- My name's Robin Robin Dakarma
That's right, put it in the bag. - Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is... ...Mrs Fire.
- How do you know Robin’s really a Jewish girl? She had a bat-mitzvah.
- What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor? He was Robin.
- What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!
- How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting
- What would batman do if he wasn't rich? He would be robin.
- Did you hear about the bird that held up a bank? It was a robin'
- Batman and robin came out 20 years ago today But we always sort of suspected.
- What do you get when a herd of elephants tramples Batman and Robin? Flatman and Ribbon.
- I got a pet owl named Robin. Robin Hoo-d.
- Batman does not like stealing or cheating. I bet he also doesn't like Robin.
Batman And Robin Jokes
Here is a list of funny batman and robin jokes and even better batman and robin puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There's an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman's sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors Carole Baskin And Robin's
- Why doesn't Batman let Jason Todd into the Batcave anymore? Because he keeps Robin things.
- What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Quick, to the Batmobile!!!
- Why were Batman and Robin not allowed to step in when the guy robbed the shop? Their masks didn't cover mouth and nose.
- Why did Batman go to jail? Robin.
- Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
- Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms. - Batman and robin got into the batmobile But it wont start. So batman tells robin to check the battery.
Robin asks back what's a tery? - Batman dresses exclusively in dark colors because Batman doesn't want to get shot. Robin dresses exclusively in bright colors because Batman doesn't want to get shot.
- If Batman wears kevlar armor and a bulletproof cape, why does Robin have to wear a bright-colored spandex outfit? For the same reason: Batman doesn't like getting shot.
Batman Robin Jokes
Here is a list of funny batman robin jokes and even better batman robin puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did Batman go searching for worms? To feed them to his Robin.
Ha! - What do batman and Leonard Cohen have in common? They can't keep track of each fallen robin.
- Why isn't Batman black? Because then he wouldn't be able to go to a store without Robin'.
- Did you hear that Robin got married? Holy Matrimony, Batman!
- Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest.
- What does the black Batman say when he steals from you? I'm Robin you.
Robin Hood Jokes
Here is a list of funny robin hood jokes and even better robin hood puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Robin Hood doesn't always have to steal from the rich and give to the poor... ...it sherwood help though.
- What's he difference between Robin Hood and Robinhood? Robin Hood is apt to steal while Robinhood is app to steal.
- Robin Hood Logic [Robin Hood] Poor friend, here's some money .
[Poor Friend] Thanks! Now I'm rich!
[Robin Hood] You're… what? - A group of women made a religion about Robin Hood They were called Menintights
- Would Robin Hood steal from the rich and give to the poor? He Sherwood!
- What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they're leaving? Dep-archers
- A man asked Robin Hood, "would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?" To which he replied, "I Sher-would."
- I had an injection to prevent me from becoming Robin Hood. Yeah, it was the MenInTightus Jab.
- How did Robin Hood not impregnate maid Marion? With his little Jon...
- What kind of bow does gay Robin Hood shoot with? Rainbow
Robin Williams Jokes
Here is a list of funny robin williams jokes and even better robin williams puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Q. What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas? A. Betty White.
- I have invented microscopic robots that can form the face of Robin Williams. I call them "nanu-nanubots."
- What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado? Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer
*shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams - A woodpecker's a bird... ...unless you're a puppet.
~ The late great Robin Williams - Anthony Bourdain and Robin Williams got into a fight over the phone. After a while they both hung up.
- A German once asked Robin Williams why there are no funny German comedians Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?
- Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams.
- You heard of what happened to Robin Williams? You could say his jokes had him "gasping" for air.
- What did Robin Williams say to Good Will Hunting? I don't work with the males 'cuz I used to be one.
- Who killed my childhood? Robin Williams
Red Robin Jokes
Here is a list of funny red robin jokes and even better red robin puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do numbers and food at Red Robin have in common? They're both bottomless.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Robin Jokes
What funny jokes about robin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make robin pranks.
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Why does Batman call his teenage, tights wearing sidekick Robin?
cause s**... was too obvious.
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What's in common between Batman and a black guy?
They can't go into a store without Robin
My favorite Robin Williams joke
U2 is playing a concert in Scotland, and as a hush comes over the crowd, Bono starts clapping his hands above his head very slowly.
As he claps, he tells the crowd, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." And a man stands up in the back of the room, and shouts "Then stop clappin' your hands!"
Thanks, Robin.
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Robin Williams' Favorite Joke
Guy's having s**... with his wife. All of a sudden he looks over, and there in the doorway is his son, about eight years old. Kid looks horrified, and the kid runs away. The guy says to his wife, ''Well, I'd better talk to Timmy.''
He puts on his clothes and goes to Timmy's room. He opens the door , and there's Timmy nailing Grandma. The father goes ''Oh, my God!'' And the kid goes, ''Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?"
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Probably too soon
News is Robin Williams didn't commit s**....
Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd.
Is it too soon for a Robin Williams Joke?
It's been a few weeks, so I think the waters are safe for this joke I told my cousin:
David Carradine and Robin Williams are in heaven, Carradine looks at Williams and says, "what do you mean you weren't jerking off?"
Interview joke
Interviewer: What is your name, and what do you do for a living
Bank Robber: I'm Robin Banks
What did the butler say to one orphan while taking care of another orphan with emetophilia?
Robin, get the Bat more bile.
Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up..
..It licked its lips and said 'I love basking robins'
Why couldn't Robin play cricket?
Because he lost his bat, man.
Don't follow Rockin Robin on twitter
Apparently all he does is tweet tweet tweet
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My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend...
We're the s**... Squad!
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A Man Goes to the Doctor...
The Doctor says, "Mr. Smith - you have to stop m**...."
The man replies, "Why, Doctor?"
The Doctor says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
[Originally heard from Walter Cronkite and Robin Williams]
Robin Williams went on a German talkshow and was asked
"Mr Williams why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?"
"Did you ever think you tried to kill all the funny people"
[true story]
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I once visited a gay s**... club in Soho, where the main attraction was a drag queen/ stripper they called Mrs.Doubtfire...
She was hung like Robin Williams.
The ace fighter pilot Robin olds and super man got into an arm restling competition.
The loser had to wear underwear on the outside for the rest of their life.
which car makes you rich?
the reliant robin; you'll be rolling in it
People always say blue birds are the worst birds for stealing
His partner is worse, always robin
(Sorry the joke doesn't flow well, it's way to early here)
What is the name of Robin Hoods girlfriend?
Says one man to another. The second replies, it's maid Marian, isn't it? . The first man scoffs and replies absolutely not, her name is Trudy Glenn.
At this point the second man is beyond confused and questions the statement I disagree, I can't say I've ever heard of her.
The first man says haven't you heard the song? To which he is replied to with what song?
'Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glenn.'
ROBIN: the Batmobile won't start!
You have to admire Robin Williams killing himself.
He didn't rope anybody else in.
"Wanna play Robin Hood?"
"I Sherwood!"
What is the Prince of Thieves' favorite garment?
A Robin Hoody
Did you hear about Robin Leach's new show?
Afterlifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Why was Robin so wrinkly?
He stayed in the Bat-tub for too long.
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Did you hear that Will Smith is gonna be the genie in live action Aladdin
They couldn't recast Robin William's he left the agents that called him **hanging**.
What do you call a group of street performers dressed like robin?
Baskin Robbins
What do you call someone that steals from a black guy?
Robin Hood
Robinson Crusoe finds footprint in sand.....
...must of been *black Friday*!
Sad news! Eeyore snapped and trampled Christopher Robin.
Police are investigating to see what tiggered the attack.
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Why did Robinson Crusoe work a five-day week?
Because he was b**... by Friday.
Why did Liu Kang get arrested?
He got caught Robin Shou's
Poker game
I was playing poker with my friends Robin and Drake and some of their distant cousins.
There was this one chick who won almost every hand.
I can't be sure but I suspect fowl play.
Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives?
Pooh: I'm stuffed
Corona Virus has spread to species of birds
It now infects bat man and robin
A girl and her mom are in a car.
Girl: "Why is my name Rose?"
Mom: "Your dad loves roses."
Girl: "Why is my brother named Robin?"
Mom: "Your dad loves the bird."
Girl: "Then why is my sister named Secretary?"
Mom: "That's why we are driving away from home."
A joke I translated from Russian
A pauper is sitting by a road in medieval England. All of a sudden, Robin Hood comes out of the forest, throws a bag of gold at the pauper's feet and says, "I am Robin Hood. I take from the rich and give to the poor."
The pauper tears up, embraces Robin Hood and says, "I am finally rich." Robin Hood then stabs the pauper with his sword,
"I am Robin Hood. I take from the rich and give to the poor."
A teacher asks her class.
Teacher: "Can any tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"
Little Johnny: "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."
Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer is Maid Marion."
Johnny: "But miss in the song it says, Robin Hood, Robin Hood,
riding Trudy Glen."
