Robin Jokes

What are some Robin jokes?

Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors?

Easy.


Batman doesn't want to get shot.

People say to me Jesus was not Jewish

## I say ofcourse he was Jewish

+ 30 years old, Single, Living at home with his parents
+ Working in his father's business
+ His mother thought he was God's gift

## He's Jewish. Give it up

****
_by Robin Williams_

Happy Birthday Robin!

Robin: The batmobile won't start. Batman: Check the battery

Robin: What's a tery

Robin Williams' Favorite Joke

Guy's having sex with his wife. All of a sudden he looks over, and there in the doorway is his son, about eight years old. Kid looks horrified, and the kid runs away. The guy says to his wife, ''Well, I'd better talk to Timmy.''

He puts on his clothes and goes to Timmy's room. He opens the door , and there's Timmy nailing Grandma. The father goes ''Oh, my God!'' And the kid goes, ''Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?"

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

Robin was having problems starting the Batmobile

And then he went to Batman "The Batmobile won't start!"

"Have you checked the battery?"

"What's an Ery?"

Robin Hood went to see a doctor...

...he was diagnosed with Menintightis.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon!

My father told me this joke the same day he taught me how to whistle.

R.I.P. Dad

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman

Batman can walk into a gas station without robin

This is for Robin Williams

A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what seems to be the trouble. The man says, "Doc, I'm depressed. Simply, I can't sleep sometimes, I can't eat, I feel down and irritable most days. I just can't feel 'happy.'"

The Doctor says, "I've got the perfect fix for you. In town tonight is the great clown Pagliacci. He's hysterically funny and will make you laugh til you cry. You will experience a joy unprecedented."

The man bursts into tears. The doctor, confused asks why. "Doc, I *am* Pagliacci."





Robin Williams was legendary. He was also human. He had his demons and battled them all his life. I don't like that he's gone, but I understand what he's dealt with. RIP.

Robin says to Batman:

- Batman, batremote to battv doesn't work!
- Did you check batteries?
- What are teries?

Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is...

...Mrs Fire.

What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?

He was Robin.

My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend...

We're the Suicide Squad!

Why does Batman call his teenage, tights wearing sidekick Robin?

cause Swallow was too obvious.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer.
-Robin Williams

I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most.

"Hey Batman!"
"Yeah, Robin?"
"Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"

What's Robin Hood's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What would batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

A Man Goes to the Doctor...

The Doctor says, "Mr. Smith - you have to stop masturbating."

The man replies, "Why, Doctor?"

The Doctor says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

[Originally heard from Walter Cronkite and Robin Williams]

Three men line up to show off their skills at archery

They are to shoot off the apple off of a young boy's head. The first one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple clean off of the boy's head, and says, "I am Robin Hood!". The second one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple of the boy's head, and says, "I am William Tell!". The third one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the poor boy in the skull, who then proceeds to drop dead. The archer looks at what he has done, takes off his hat, and whispers, "I am sorry."

I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor!

A poor peasant is traveling the woody paths of Barnsdale, when a hooded man walks up to him.

Robin Hood: "HALT!"

"I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!"

Peasant: "I have nothing, I've been hungry for years you see"

Robin Hood: "Very well then poor man, take this!"

Robin Hood gives the poor man a sack, filled to the brim with gold coins. He then fades away into the forest.

The peasant stares in disbelief, exclaiming: "I can't believe it, I'm Rich!"

"HALT!"

Two robins were sitting in a tree.

"I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms. They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more.
"I'm so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one.
"Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.
"O K," said the first.
So they plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat up and gobbled them up.
As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I FREAKIN' LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."

The Robins

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one.

"Me too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate until they could eat no more.

"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the first one.

"Me neither. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.

They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up.

As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I just love 'baskin' robins.'"

What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

Batman giving his Batmobile to robin

Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile.


Robin: aww really batman? thanks!


Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626

Batman and robin came out 20 years ago today

But we always sort of suspected.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

My favorite Robin Williams joke

U2 is playing a concert in Scotland, and as a hush comes over the crowd, Bono starts clapping his hands above his head very slowly.

As he claps, he tells the crowd, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." And a man stands up in the back of the room, and shouts "Then stop clappin' your hands!"

Thanks, Robin.

Batman does not like stealing or cheating.

I bet he also doesn't like Robin.

Is it too soon for a Robin Williams Joke?

It's been a few weeks, so I think the waters are safe for this joke I told my cousin:


David Carradine and Robin Williams are in heaven, Carradine looks at Williams and says, "what do you mean you weren't jerking off?"

So a Rabbi with a frog on his shoulder walks into a bar...

...and the bartender says: "That's awesome! Where'd you get one of those?"

And the frog says "Brooklyn! There's hundreds of em!"

*credit to Robin Williams for the joke

Q. What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

Robin: Batman, the batmobile wont work...

Batman: did you check the battery?
Robin: what's a tery

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer

*shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do you call Batman and...

What do you call Batman and Robin after the Joker ran them over with a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon!!!



--Apparently this was my 5yo self's fav joke.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says : Mr Smith you have to stop masturbating. The man asks : why doctor ?

Because I'm trying to examine you.

Joke is from the late, great, Robin Williams.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

"Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Bonus joke:

What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car?

"Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

What is the name of Robin Hoods girlfriend?

Says one man to another. The second replies, it's maid Marian, isn't it? . The first man scoffs and replies absolutely not, her name is Trudy Glenn.
At this point the second man is beyond confused and questions the statement I disagree, I can't say I've ever heard of her.
The first man says haven't you heard the song? To which he is replied to with what song?
'Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glenn.'

Anthony Bourdain and Robin Williams got into a fight over the phone.

After a while they both hung up.

A group of women made a religion about Robin Hood

They were called Menintights

A woodpecker's a bird...

...unless you're a puppet.

~ The late great Robin Williams

Robin Hood

The teacher asked "Who can tell me the name of Robin Hood's love?". Little Billy raised his hand and said "It's Trudy Glen miss". The teacher says "No that's not right Billy, the correct answer is Maid Marian." Billy says: "That's not true miss. In the song it says.. Robin Hood Robin Hood Riding Trudy Glen"

A man asked Robin Hood, "would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"

To which he replied, "I Sher-would."

What do you get after an Elephant runs over Batman and Robin?????????

Flatman and Ribbon.

What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they're leaving?

Dep-archers

BATMAN: I need to use the bathroom

ROBIN: What is hroom ?

I once visited a gay strip club in Soho, where the main attraction was a drag queen/ stripper they called Mrs.Doubtfire...

She was hung like Robin Williams.

What's Robin Hood's least favourite font?

The Serif of Nottingham

Did you hear about Robin Leach's new show?

Afterlifestyles of the Rich and Famous

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