Robin Hood Jokes
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Funniest Robin Hood Short Jokes
Short robin hood jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The robin hood humour may include short robin jokes also.
- Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house? They don't like rich people in Robin's hood
- Robin Hood hands over stolen goods to the poor man Man: Wow thank you robin hood, now i'm rich!
Robin: *squints* you're what? - Robin Hood doesn't always have to steal from the rich and give to the poor... ...it sherwood help though.
- What's he difference between Robin Hood and Robinhood? Robin Hood is apt to steal while Robinhood is app to steal.
- Robin Hood Logic [Robin Hood] Poor friend, here's some money .
[Poor Friend] Thanks! Now I'm rich!
[Robin Hood] You're… what? - What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they're leaving? Dep-archers
- A man asked Robin Hood, "would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?" To which he replied, "I Sher-would."
- I had an injection to prevent me from becoming Robin Hood. Yeah, it was the MenInTightus Jab.
- The Queen of England is searching for Robin Hood She looks over a wall and shouts "Nottingham here!"
- Why is capitalism the opposite of Robin Hood. Because it takes from the poor and gives to the rich.
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Robin Hood One Liners
Which robin hood one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with robin hood? I can suggest the ones about robin williams and batman robin.
- Robin Hood went to see a doctor... ...he was diagnosed with Menintightis.
- What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!
- I got a pet owl named Robin. Robin Hoo-d.
- A group of women made a religion about Robin Hood They were called Menintights
- Would Robin Hood steal from the rich and give to the poor? He Sherwood!
- How did Robin Hood not impregnate maid Marion? With his little Jon...
- What kind of bow does gay Robin Hood shoot with? Rainbow
- What do you call someone that steals from a black guy? Robin Hood
- "Wanna play Robin Hood?" "I Sherwood!"
- Robin hoods middle name was foda And he was Robin Foda Hood
- I called Robin Hood the other day He was robin' the hood.
- Why is Robin Hood called Robin Hood? He was always Robin the rich
- My favorite criminal intent: Robin Hood camping.
Happy Robin Hood Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about robin hood you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean batman and robin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make robin hood pranks.
A joke I translated from Russian
A pauper is sitting by a road in medieval England. All of a sudden, Robin Hood comes out of the forest, throws a bag of gold at the pauper's feet and says, "I am Robin Hood. I take from the rich and give to the poor."
The pauper tears up, embraces Robin Hood and says, "I am finally rich." Robin Hood then stabs the pauper with his sword,
"I am Robin Hood. I take from the rich and give to the poor."
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c**...! Robin Hood airport is closed.
You've got a week to get your s**... together, otherwise I'm blowing the airport sky high!!
A teacher asks her class.
Teacher: "Can any tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"
Little Johnny: "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."
Teacher: "No Johnny, the answer is Maid Marion."
Johnny: "But miss in the song it says, Robin Hood, Robin Hood,
riding Trudy Glen."
What is the name of Robin Hoods girlfriend?
Says one man to another. The second replies, it's maid Marian, isn't it? . The first man scoffs and replies absolutely not, her name is Trudy Glenn.
At this point the second man is beyond confused and questions the statement I disagree, I can't say I've ever heard of her.
The first man says haven't you heard the song? To which he is replied to with what song?
'Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glenn.'
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The legend of Sorry the archer.
An archery contest is taking place, and all the top archers of Europe are in attendance. The final begins, and the three greatest archers must compete in shooting an apple from a little girls head.
The first archer steps up. He draws, and fires an arrow right through the apple. The audience applauds, he bows and proclaims "I am Robin Hood!"
The second archer steps up. He draws, and also hits the apple. He waves his hat at the cheering crowd, and cries out "I am William Tell."
The third archer steps up. He draws, and fires his arrow through the little girls eye. Blood sprays everywhere, the audience gasps and ladies faint. He takes his hat off, and announces "I am Sorry".
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Three men line up to show off their skills at archery
They are to shoot off the apple off of a young boy's head. The first one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple clean off of the boy's head, and says, "I am Robin Hood!". The second one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple of the boy's head, and says, "I am William Tell!". The third one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the poor boy in the skull, who then proceeds to drop dead. The archer looks at what he has done, takes off his hat, and whispers, "I am sorry."
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I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor!
A poor peasant is traveling the w**... paths of Barnsdale, when a hooded man walks up to him.
Robin Hood: "HALT!"
"I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!"
Peasant: "I have nothing, I've been hungry for years you see"
Robin Hood: "Very well then poor man, take this!"
Robin Hood gives the poor man a sack, filled to the brim with gold coins. He then fades away into the forest.
The peasant stares in disbelief, exclaiming: "I can't believe it, I'm Rich!"
"HALT!"
