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A guy lost his fingers in an accident at work.
He rushed to the hospital and made his way to the emergency ward.
When he arrived the doctor came in and said, "Not to fret, Mr. Roberts, with the technology of today and advances in medicine, we can easily reattach your fingers and you'll be able to return to work in a couple of days. Now... where are the fingers?"
"I haven't got 'em." The man replied.
"Why not!?" Asked the doctor.
The man says "I couldn't pick 'em up!"
Little Johnny can't be punished
Little Johnny asks the teacher, Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?
Mrs Roberts is shocked, Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!
Little Johnny is relieved, OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework.
President Trump accidentally bumped into Chief Justice Roberts.
Trump: "Pardon me."
Roberts: "Well that is your absolute right."
- You will have to be strong, sir. The results indicate that you have a very strong case of Roberts's disease.
- oh, my. is it bad?
- we still don't know, mr. Roberts.
What did Julia Roberts apply for when she walked in to a bank in the movie Notting Hill?
A hugh grant.
Chief Justice John Roberts is visiting the White House for Thanksgiving
Trump is desperately trying to have himself legally declared a turkey.
The local radio station was asking listeners to call on with their favorite Stars in Horror Movie
I was the first caller and said "Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman"! Aparently enunciation is EVERYTHING.
Julia Roberts has a new movie coming out this Friday...
It's about a woman who fights to expose the toxic levels of green beer. It's called Erin Go Bragh-kovich.
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