Robert Name Jokes
17 robert name jokes and hilarious robert name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about robert name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Robert Name Short Jokes
Short robert name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The robert name humour may include short rob name jokes also.
- I met the inventor of the bobble head His name is Robert Bullhead. His friends call him Bob
- What do a woman who wants to speak to the manager and amputee named Robert have in common? Am asymmetrical bob.
- TIL In the late 90's, Edward Norton left a man to die in his home. His name is Robert Paulson.
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Robert Name One Liners
Which robert name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with robert name? I can suggest the ones about bob hope and bob ross.
- My dad has a brother named Robert I guess Bob's my uncle.
- It was cruel of Mark Addy (Robert Baratheon in GoT) to name his son Paul. Poor laddie.
- What is the formal name of the Bobby Pin? The Robert Pin.
- When my son has downsyndrom I'm gonna name him... ...Robert
- What do you call the gay couple who are both named Bob? o**... Roberts!
- If iron man had down syndrome his name would be... Robert Downey Jr
Robert Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about robert name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make robert name pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
An all boys high school teacher was doing the attendance roll call one morning
She went through the list of names and each student replied, Yes miss as their name was called.
James?
Yes miss, replied James.
Is Robert here?
Yes miss, replied Robert.
Jack?
After about 5 seconds of silence, Jack hadn't replied.
The teacher continued, j**... today?
The whole class in unison, Okay we will miss.
God gathers the leaders of every nation
to tell them that the world is going to end in a week, and that they must inform their countrymen and women. Shocked, the leaders return home wondering how to best break the news. The next day, they all hold press conferences.
Barack Obama: "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that God exists, but the bad news is that the world will end in less than a week."
Robert Mugabe: "I have only bad news. God exists and the world will end in less than a week."
Kim Jong-Un: "I have great news! I am on a first name basis with God, and He told me I would rule until the end of the world!"