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Robert Mugabe admits to playing World of Warcraft
You are not in this Presidential group.
Please leave office or you will be teleported to the nearest graveyard in 59..58...57
News from the Zimbabwean Lotto
and for a magical 100,000th time the winner is...
Robert Mugabe
Poor old Robert Mugabe is possibly the greatest president the world has ever seen....
What other premier can claim to have turned almost all of his countrymen into millionaires?
Dear Sepp Blatter... There's only one Robert Mugabe... Yours Truly... Life
God gathers the leaders of every nation
to tell them that the world is going to end in a week, and that they must inform their countrymen and women. Shocked, the leaders return home wondering how to best break the news. The next day, they all hold press conferences.
Barack Obama: "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that God exists, but the bad news is that the world will end in less than a week."
Robert Mugabe: "I have only bad news. God exists and the world will end in less than a week."
Kim Jong-Un: "I have great news! I am on a first name basis with God, and He told me I would rule until the end of the world!"
Zuma want's to move to the sun....
With all the talk about moving to the moon, South African President Jacob Zuma and Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe were chatting freely about where each would like to go and live, if the opportunity ever presented itself....
"To the moon" answered Mugabe - mmm that sounds cool Zuma responded candidly.
How about you Jacob?
Zuma: Well if I could go live anywhere I would go to the Sun.
Mugabe: To the Sun! Are you crazy thats a flaming ball of hot gas, you will most ceretainly fry.....
Zuma: No no no, you see Robert, that wont happen if I go at night!
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