Robbie Jokes
19 robbie jokes and hilarious robbie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about robbie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Robbie Short Jokes
Short robbie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The robbie humour may include short bard jokes also.
- I think I just made the best dad joke ever. My son Robbie asked how he should get Poe into his X-wing toy. I said Wedge him. I had no one else to tell.
- A period in a sentence can make a huge difference Mikaela was surprised Robbie ate her sandwich
Mikaela was surprised Robbie ate her period - My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, "That's cool, Robbie!"
- I sat next to a insurance women through a robbie williams concert And through it all she offered me protection
- What did Robbie Rotten say when he hacked into the Pentagon? *Look at this net, that I just found.*
- Shakespeare and Robbie Burns walk into a bar... and the barman says: "Get out, you're both bard."
- If Robbie Rotten was a Pokemon Trainer, what Pokeball would he use to capture all his pokemon? The net ball.
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Robbie One Liners
Which robbie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with robbie? I can suggest the ones about mick and opera.
- If Robbie Rotten's "We are number one" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?
- Of the very many dead memes... I miss Robbie Rotten the most
- What is a stone's favourite Robbie Williams song? *Rock* DJ.
- Why didn't Robbie ride his bike to school? Because both his legs were amputated
- Does Robbie Williams like decimals and percentages? No, he's loving angles instead.
- I woke up devastated this morning then I realised it said Robin not Robbie.
- What code do thieving pigs live by? The Hammy-robbie Code!
Great Robbie Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about robbie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fabricated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make robbie pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson
On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.
Robbie Burns
As Robbie was looking for a place to stay the night, he came up to a farm.
The farmer curious of the bards talent, said "you can stay the night if you pen a better song than mine, using Timbuktu."
Robbie agreed, and the farmer started
"Stretching across the desert sands,
Came a lonely caravan,
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu."
Robbie thought for a moment and began
"As Tim and I walked along the strand,
We saw some ladies,
hand in hand
As they were three and we were two,
So I bucked one and Tim bucked two."
