Robb Jokes
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Funniest Robb Short Jokes
Short robb jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The robb humour may include short bran jokes also.
- What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark? They both died when they were really popular.
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Robb One Liners
Which robb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with robb? I can suggest the ones about stark and rave.
- What is Robb Stark's least favorite band? The Fray
Howlingly Hilarious Robb Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about robb you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make robb pranks.
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Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda.
You look s**... and you get nothing out of it.
Just robbed a bakery
I kneaded the dough.
How does one robber ask another how they're doing?
"How are you holding up?"
I got robbed by a magician
Took my wallet, watch and every silver dollar I had behind my ear.
What do robbers snack on?
Crookies!
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A robber walks into a s**... bank...
... turns to the female receptionist and says: 'You, open the fridge!'. Terrified, she opens the fridge. 'Pick up one of the jars!'. Spooked, she picks up one of the jars. 'Now open it and s**... it!'. 'Please, no!'. 'Do it!' he says, and she swallows it. The robber removes his mask and it's the receptionist's husband: 'See honey, that wasn't so hard!'.
I robbed a convenience store today, only to find out I accidentally grabbed the cigarillos instead
i was close, but no cigar
There was a robbery at the Police station.
There was a robbery at my local Police Station the other day. The thieves stole the toilet seat and the cops don't have anything to go on... There's just a big hole now and the cops are looking into it!
I got robbed last night
The burglar replaced everything with an exact replica
Robber pulls out gun, points it at the teller... (My Version)
So, a robber pulls out a gun and points it at a teller. And I'm like "You can't point a gun at me, it's my joke"
There was a robbery in Antarctica, but it was stopped. There was even a party to celebrate
Justice was served
What did the robber with an errection say?
This is a stick-up.
I robbed a lamppost with words printed on it.
It's ok, I didn't get in trouble though.
You don't get karma from text posts.
I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.
After robbing a house I was informed to flee the scene.
So I picked up their dog and ruffled it's fur.
This is a robbery
In some firm, two masked thieves enter:
-This is a robbery
The accountant, relieved:
-Thank GOD, I thought it was the IRS.
I robbed a cookery shop last night...
to make it big you've got to take some whisks.
What does robbing a Scotsman get you?
A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun.
"Give me the dough!"
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Who robbed the c**... shop?
Couple of d**....
A robber went into a music store.
Everybody got down.
A robber broke into a perfume store...
He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent.
A robber burst into a bank brandishing a gun and yelled at the teller.
"Give me the money! One false move and you're geography!"
The teller said "Don't you mean history?"
The robber screamed "Don't change the subject!"
Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?
Phelps.
A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV.
The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
If Robbie Rotten was a Pokemon Trainer, what Pokeball would he use to capture all his pokemon?
The net ball.
Robbers broke into my apparent looking for my money.
I saved them the time and sent them to my ex-wifes
If Robbie Rotten's "We are number one" is a meme..
Does that make one a musical number?
Robbery
Yesterday, a Walmart manager was robbed outside of a gas station. Robbers took $19.95 of his money
Why did the robber shave his entire body?
So he could be a smooth criminal
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I got robbed in a weird way today
I was walking along the street when some dude punched me in the back of the head and stole my wallet. I chased him down into an alley with a dead end, then much to my surprise he stripped completely n**... and covered himself in baby oil, I couldn't grab hold of his arm at all. He ran full pelt into me, knocked me over and ran off into the distance with my wallet.
So I took my report to the police and they asked me to give a summary of what happened, so I said
"I got hit by, I got struck by a smooth criminal"
There was a robbery at the pet store today
It was a dog-gone catastrophe.
What did Robbie Rotten say when he hacked into the Pentagon?
*Look at this net, that I just found.*
Two robbers were running away from the crime scene when a bus gets sandwiched between them.
The one in front got tired, and the one behind got exhausted.
What did one robber say to the other after stealing 20 tons of Nutella?
Let's get the fudge out of here!
I had robbed a bank...
It was the pluperfect crime.
Why did the robber take a bath?
Because he wanted a clean getaway..
Why didn't Robbie ride his bike to school?
Because both his legs were amputated
I robbed an ohmless man last night.
There was no resistance
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Four robber are robbing a bank
After opening the safe, the only thing they found is a box with about 200 yogurts. Furious because they didn't find the money, they eat all the 200 yogurts, thinking it'd upset the owner. As they were leaving, they ask the security where was all the money, to which the security answered: "What do you mean where's all the money? This is a s**... bank"
A robber broke into my house last night looking for money
So I woke up to look with him.
A robber is about to enter a house
He sees a sign that says Beware of Dyslexic Dog As he enters the house he thinks to himself, How can a dog be dyslexic?
The dog then smites him
Two robbers broke into the Smithsonian today and stole an ancient Greek calendar.
They both got 6 months.
A robber attacked a man and said:
-Give me all your money!
The man said:
- You do know I'm a politician,right?!
-OK , give me all of MY money then! the man replied.
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So robbers broke into my house and stole all the soap,
Dirty b**..., but than the cops came and did a full report. The cops said they got away clean.
Why did the robber go to the circus?
To steal the show. This joke was brought to you by my 2nd grade daughter. ;)
I was robbing a shop last week in Alabama
When I heard a loud speaker "Its the police, we have all the exits covered, so come out with your hands up "....
I escaped through the entrance. Not too bright, Americans
When the robber tried to rob a board game store at gunpoint..
He was asking for trouble
The robbery
Two robbers broke into a house, started taking the cash found inside, and then began to eat the tuna casserole made by the wife.
"Honey, wake up!" the wife said to her husband. "What's going on?" the husband said groggily. "I think two men broke into our house, took our cash, and started to eat the tuna casserole I made yesterday! We need to call 911!" the wife said frantically. "You say they're eating your casserole?" the husband said. "Yes!" the wife said back. "Well," the husband said, "Instead of calling 911, we'd better call an ambulance."
Robbin Williams was on a talk show in Germany
They asked him, Why do you think comedy is not big in Germany?
Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?
No.
A robber went into someone's house and stole all the lamps
To his surprise, he later found the owner of said house de-lighted
Robbie Burns
As Robbie was looking for a place to stay the night, he came up to a farm.
The farmer curious of the bards talent, said "you can stay the night if you pen a better song than mine, using Timbuktu."
Robbie agreed, and the farmer started
"Stretching across the desert sands,
Came a lonely caravan,
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu."
Robbie thought for a moment and began
"As Tim and I walked along the strand,
We saw some ladies,
hand in hand
As they were three and we were two,
So I bucked one and Tim bucked two."
What did the robbers do with 6ix9ines stolen money and jewelry?
They split it TREYWAY.
How do you know if a clock's being robbed?
It's face'll show 12:00.
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A robber breaks into a house where two people are just finishing having s**....
The robber ties the man and woman up. He starts looking around the room for valubles. When he doesn't find any, the robber asks the man
"Where's the good stuff!"
The man replies, "I'll tell you, just untie her and let her go."
Robber: "you love your wife that much huh?"
The man: "No, that's my neighbors wife, mine's on her way home!"
My robbery didn't work out as planned
since it wasn't my place to tell them what to do.
A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who's lying on the floor, Have you seen me rob this bank?
A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave, but before that he asks a customer who's lying on the floor, Have you seen me rob this bank?
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Yes, sir, says the customer and gets promptly shot.
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Have you seen me rob this bank? the robber asks another customer.
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Absolutely not, sir, but my wife here saw everything!
A robber walks into a gas station and demands the clerk fill his bag with diamonds
"Sorry sir, all we have are these Juuls."
A robber needs to get past a security camera...
He thinks about how he could get by. The he had an idea.
He took off all his clothes and walked by.
The camera immeadiately noticed him and he was arrested.
When the cops were asking him why he did the crime one of the cops asked, Why did you take all your clothes off before passing the camera?
The man said, Well after I took off my clothes in front of my girlfriend she said she couldnt see me anymore!
I robbed a candy store.
I came out with 100 Grand.
When I got robbed the thieves took everything but one thing...
Responsibility.
I was robbed by a capsized pirate today.
He said he couldn't feed his kids and was underwater.
I once robbed a bank
and then a black guy called the police and he was arrested
Robber: Give me all your money! Me: *starts laughing* Robber: why are you laughing?
Me: I have a negative bank account balance.
As the robber was standing in my house I begged once more, "Please, I have three children and a wife!"
He answered: "For the last time dude i'm not going to shoot you"
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A robber and a zombie meet in a dark forest
The robber demands: "Give me all you've got!"
The zombie replies: "Over my dead body!"
A robber enters an old couple's home in the middle of the night...
As he is grabbing things, the couple wake up and confront him. The robber has a gun and says he would have left quietly but now he is gonna have to kill them.
"But before I do that," says the robber, "I want to know your names. What's your name, woman?"
"Linda," the wife replies meekly.
"Well, that's my mother's name. I can't kill you." Then he turns to the husband and says, "And what's your name?"
"Frank, but everybody in town calls me Linda."
I just got robbed by an anorexic person
It was a stick up
There was a robbery in the laundry room.
Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
A robber decides to rob a house.
He comes in silently, doesn't turn on any lights, and starts to look for the valuables. In one room, he suddenly hears a voice say I can see you! And Jesus can see you too! The robber looks around frantically in the dark, when he hears the same voice, again say I can see you! And Jesus can see you too! The robber takes out his flashlight, and turns it on to see a parrot. He breathes a sigh of relief, and taunts by saying You're just a parrot. What are you going to do? The parrot responds I may be just a parrot, but Jesus is a Doberman.
I robbed a bakery today.
It was dangerous, but I took the whisk.
A robber enters a house and holds the wife at gunpoint and threatens the husband to hand over all the money and jewellery..
The husband sobs " Please take whatever you want, but leave her alone" .
Robber : " Wow you must really love your wife ".
Husband " Actually she is my neighbour's wife. Mine will come back from shopping any minute" .
Somebody robbed the bakery the other day
Well, that just takes the cake!
A robber was preparing to break into a butcher's to steal meat.
He decided not to in the end, as the stakes were too high.
What did the robber say when he blew up the bank?
I was robbed by a sorceress
Went down to the police station too see a lineup but I couldnt tell which was witch
Two robbers were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other robber "is this whiskey?"
The other says "yeah but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank"