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A burglar
While robbing a home a burglar hears someone say "Jesus is watching you."
To his relief he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking something he heard. The burglar asks the parrot "What is your name?"
The parrot says "Moses"
The burglar goes on to ask "What kind of person names their parrot Moses?"
The parrot replies "The same kind of man that names his rottweiler Jesus."
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A Sentimental Robber
A robber goes into a house to, well, rob the place. There he finds a man and his wife. He goes to the woman and says, "I will have to kill you. What's your name?" She replies, "E...E...Elizabeth." "I can't kill you, that's my grandmothers name!" said the robber. He looks at the man and asks for his name. The man replies, "Jim, but uhhh most people call me **Elizabeth**."
A Man named McMurphy is accused of robbing a bank...
On the last day of his trial, the foreman of the jury stands up.
"Have you reached a verdict?" asked the judge.
"We have your honor..." replied the foreman. "Not guilty!"
"Excellent!" shouted McMurphy "Does that mean i get to keep the money?"
My friends are named after what they do...
My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob
The other day I introduced myself. Me: "hi my name is Rob"
Him: "Nah, not anymore, that's my name now."
Me: Hey wait a minute, did you just Rob me?
A man named Rob got his identity stolen. I guess you could say he got...
*robbed*
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What's the name for when someone robs you during s**...?
An Italian Job
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Three Terrorists apply for ISIS ...
* First t**... enters the job interview:
Q: Name?
A: Mohammed.
Q: Biggest accomplishment?
A: Robbed a Bank, killed 2 Officers.
Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?
A: 26.
* Second t**... enters:
Q: Name?
A: Ibrahim.
Q: Biggest accomplishment?
A: Hacked 306 Facebook accounts posting "Alahu Akbar!"
Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?
A: 26.
* Third t**... enters:
Q: Name?
A: Mustafa.
Q: Biggest accomplishment?
A: Wiped out a big Company.
Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?
A: 24.
Q: Why only 24?
A: EA is no more.
Jesus is watching you.
A burglar had been planning to rob a couple for awhile. He was sitting outside their house, knowing they would be leaving soon for vacation. They leave, and he enters the house. On the first floor, he's looking around and he hears a voice. "Jesus is watching you. He shines his flashlight around, doesn't see anything, and continues to the next floor.
On the next floor, he's looking around and hears the voice again. "Jesus is watching you." He shines his flashlight around, doesn't see anything, and goes to the last floor.
On the last floor, he's going through their stuff, and he hears the voice again. "Jesus is watching you, and he's not happy. He shines a flashlight around, and sees a parrot.
"So you're the voice I've been hearing"
"Yes, my name is Moses."
"What kind of people name a parrot Moses?" asks the burglar.
The parrot responds with "The same kind of people that name a rottweiler Jesus"
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Once upon a time, three brothers named...
f**..., Shut Up, and Respect robbed a bank together. f**... was unlucky and got caught, so Shut Up and Respect decided to try to bail him out of jail. They went to the prison, but Respect was tired; he stayed in the car, so Shut Up went to talk to the guard. The guard said,
What are you here for?
so Shut Up says, To release f**....
The guard then says, Umm... ok. So what's your name?
Shut Up.
The guard, bewildered, says, Hey,hey,hey, watch it! Where's your respect?
So Shut Up says, In the car.
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