Rob Jokes

Funniest Rob Short Jokes

Short rob jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rob humour may include short bank rob jokes also.

1. Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.
2. Two robbers were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other robber "is this whiskey?" The other says "yeah but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank"
3. Two burglars are robbing a liquor store. One turns to the other and asks, "Is this whiskey?"
   The other replies, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank."
4. After calling 5 different home security companies... ....I've decided it's cheaper to get robbed.
5. Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
   -Rob DenBleyker
6. Yesterday I robbed the oversized board game store It was a huge Risk that I was willing to take
7. Two men are robbing a liquor store… One says, 'Is this whisky?'
   'Yes', the other replies, 'but not as whisky as wobbing a bank'
8. A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar.
9. A psychiatrist finds a man lying by the road who has been robbed and beaten senseless. The psychiatrist says, "My god, whoever did this needs help!"
10. Give a man a gun, he'll rob a bank Teach a man to run a bank, he'll rob the American people.

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Rob One Liners

Which rob one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rob? I can suggest the ones about rob name and heist.

1. Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank, Give a man a bank and he'll rob the world.
2. If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said a black guy would probably rob me.
3. If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me
4. If you watch an Apple store get robbed, Does that make you an iWitness?
5. In Soviet Russia, you rob banks... in Capitalist America, banks rob you!
6. How many Lowes would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes? Who Knowes
7. What did the redditor say after robbing a jewellery store?
8. Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone
9. What do you call it when a white person robs you? Capitalism.
10. An Apple store I was at today just got robbed. I guess that makes me an iWitness.
11. I just saw an apple store getting robbed So later the police called me as an iwitness.
12. Rob zombie is opening an authentic Chinese restaurant It's called 'More Hunan Than Hunan'
13. Why couldn't the amputee rob the bank... Because he was unarmed
14. Why do people rob 7/11 instead of restaurants? Because it's more convenient.
15. In London, a man gets robbed every 4.5 minutes. And he's getting fed up with it.

Bank Rob Jokes

Here is a list of funny bank rob jokes and even better bank rob puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I asked God for money I later found out that God doesn't work that way.
  So I robbed a bank, then asked for forgiveness.
• A man tries to rob a bank Man: "Where is the money!"
  Teller:
  Man: "Where is the money!"
  
  Teller:
  Penn: "He always does this."
• A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
  Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
• Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank once. Give a man a bank... ... and he'll rob everyone for the rest of their lives
• I tried to rob a bank using jello cast in the shape of a gun The police charged me with carrying a congealed weapon
• Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing.
• What's the hardest part about being black and jewish? Having to rob your own banks.
• Two Chinese guys rob a brewery. The one asks the other, "Is this whiskey?" The other man replies, "Not as whiskey as whobbing a bank."
• Two Chinese men are robbing a distillary The first one says "it this whiskey?"
  The second replies "yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank"
• Two men are robbing a liquor store... The other one asks: "Isn't this whisky?"
  The other answers: "Well, it's less whisky than a bank whobbewy."

Rob Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny rob name jokes and even better rob name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friends are named after what they do... My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob
• The other day I introduced myself. Me: "hi my name is Rob" Him: "Nah, not anymore, that's my name now."
  Me: Hey wait a minute, did you just Rob me?
• A man named Rob got his identity stolen. I guess you could say he got... *robbed*
• What's the name for when someone robs you during s**...? An Italian Job

Rob Ford Jokes

Here is a list of funny rob ford jokes and even better rob ford puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years.
• he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal. "I've got more than enough to eat at home"
• What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford? One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes *and* lines.
• What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child? Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home.
• So it turns out that Oreos are as addictive as crack. And it also turns out that Mayor Rob Ford is addicted to both!
• Rob Ford too his Ex-Lax with Red Bull Rob Ford too his Ex-Lax with Red Bull.
  Now he's flying over Toronto raining down diarrhea.
• How many Toronto Mayors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Rob Ford. He can screw up anything.

Rob Schneider Jokes

Here is a list of funny rob schneider jokes and even better rob schneider puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films.
• If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie, it would be an extremely long movie.
• What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada? Yukon do it!
• Did you hear? Rob Schneider is starting his own DIY electrical wiring protection company? It's called **You Conduit!**

Humorous Rob Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about rob you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rob pranks.