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Australians
An australian tourist flies to america. He is unpacking his bags in a hotel, rents a motorcycle and start driving. He goes 70MPH in a 40MPH speed limit roas, whan a cup is telling him to pull over. The police officer yells at him: "What is wrong with you, man?!?! Did you came here to die?!"
"No," the tourist said, "I came here yesterday"
Roast beef and pork are both pulled from the oven
The pork says to the beef, "we meat again".
(Courtesy of my 8 year old)
Roast beef on French roll
Oops wrong sub.
^Make ^that ^black ^forest ^ham ^on ^italian
How To Roast A Chicken
"You have chicken legs"
They should roast Tom Cruise sometime...
Call it the Cruise-ifixion
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