Roar Jokes
27 roar jokes and hilarious roar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about roar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Roar Short Jokes
Short roar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roar humour may include short growls jokes also.
- Raising my fist to the sky, I roared, "It's not how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up!" "Sir, that's not how field sobriety tests work." the cop replied.
- Me: "How is it we assume that dinosaurs just roared... They could have talked like us, right?" Interviewer: "I meant questions about the job..."
- I love this time of the year... when the nights are drawing in, there's a chill in the air & the whole family gathers round a roaring Galaxy Note 7
- Little known fact, Moses had a motorcycle It literally says so in the Bible:
"And lo, the roar of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout Israel" - How can you tell if someone's a psychiatrist? Check their feet. If they are wearing dinosaur socks, they are a psychiatrist.
It's a simple roar sock test. - *dinosaur at zoo roars at me* "ROAR"
whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this
"GROWL"
hmm
"SHOUT"
hmmm
"YELL"
hmmmmm
"HOLLER"
oh its a thesaurus" - I had to take my Model S in for service yesterday. I could hear loud roars coming from underneath the car. Tesla said it was normal and coming from the Li- Ion battery.
- Fireplace! Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace
- The Thunder God went for a ride. The Thunder God went for a ride upon his mighty steed.
"I'm Thor!" he Roared
The horse replied "Of course, you forgot the thaddle thilly." - When I was in Paris I got rip-roaring drunk and fell off a bridge into the river It was in Seine
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Roar One Liners
Which roar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roar? I can suggest the ones about roost and raging.
- Why does the lion not enjoy cooked vegetables? He prefers them roar.
- What does it mean when a lion roars? Shut up. The movie is about to start.
- What's a lions favourite subreddit? r/oar
- My friends asked me to impersonate a lion. It was a roaring success.
- The racist chainsaw when you turn it on it will roar out "RUNNN-niggernigger!"
- What kind of meat do lions eat? ROAR!!!
- What do you call a roller board designed for dinosaurs? A ROAR-ler board.
- What kind a lion doesn't roar? A dandy lion
- What do you call a russian lion that is really hard to kill? *roar*sputin
- What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar
- Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had c**... on your bottom.
- What happens when a lion roars thrice? Tom & j**... cartoon begins!
Entertaining Roar Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about roar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean croak jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roar pranks.
Donald Trump is standing in the gallows...
The executioner is fitting the rope around his neck.
Below the platform are all the news networks. They are all clamoring for a final statement before the man is hung for his crimes.
Trump simply smiles and shakes his head.
Finally, one question is heard above the roar of the crowd?
"Aren't you worried about dying?" A voice asks.
Trump shrugs his shoulders as he smiles again and shakes his head for the last time.
He replies: "Fake noose."
A little boy was in a relative's wedding.
As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR -- all the way down the aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear"
At a Diplomats' dinner, a waiter tripped
and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.
Hushed silence turned into a roar of laughter, when
the quick-witted Diplomat announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen!
You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-
Fall of Turkey
Breakup of China
Spillage of Greece
and Frustration of Hungary!"
Wild Life
A bear, a lion and a bat meet up. The bear says, "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear." The lion says, "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me."
"Big deal!'' says the bat. "All I have to do is cough, and the entire planet shuts down."
Walking past a mental institution
I heard the residents chanting twelve, twelve twelve . As I kept walking I noticed a small hole in the tall wooden fence. Since the residents were still chanting twelve, twelve, twelve I decided to peek through the hole and see what was happening. As soon as I looked, a stick came through the hole and poked me in the eye. Immediately there was a roar of cheering before the residents started chanting thirteen, thirteen, thirteen .
Bear & Human encounters
If bears and humans live in close proximity, they can be prepared ahead of time for such encounters. Obtain airhorns and pepper spray.
If the first couple of blasts of an airhorn doesn't scare them off, then run at them with an airhorn blasting. If you get close enough, use the pepper spray.
If the humans still won't run away, roar in their face. If they still don't leave, then the chances are they are too s**... to have any friends, so it is safe to slap them upside the head.
Why does the Ocean Roar ?
You'd roar too if you had big c**... digging holes in your bottom.
Why does the ocean roar?
If you had c**... all over your bottom, you'd roar too.
A patient of mine told me this joke today... gotta love working in hospice ☺️
Who was the first biker?
Moses... "...and the roar of his Triumph was heard all over the land..."
