Roaming Jokes
33 roaming jokes and hilarious roaming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about roaming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Roaming Short Jokes
Short roaming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roaming humour may include short wandering jokes also.
- Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told "no" if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
- A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows.
- Why is Sean Spicer moving to Australia? He's gotten really good at roaming around the bush.
- Did you guys hear about the Sikh man who roamed the London streets at night, looking for children to eat? Don't worry - it's just a turban legend.
- I just got off the phone with my European friend visiting Buffalo. He said make it quick he's roaming.
- My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents
- Alcohol and cigarettes have warning labels because they are addictive, dangerous, and destroy lives. And yet women are allowed to just roam around.
- What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit? Falafel Raptors.
(sorry) - Yo Momma is so fat, when she switches her cell phone from one ear to the other she get billed for roaming.
- The giant ape like ,black, hairy, giant footed creature roaming the forests of the Pacific Northwest. To you, it's the Sasquatch! To me it's ...........
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Roaming One Liners
Which roaming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roaming? I can suggest the ones about touring and camping.
- What do you call a roaming caveman? A meanderthal
- What do you call a scent that wanders? An a-roam-a.
- Why did the Jews roam the desert for 40+ years? Because Moses lost a quarter.
- What would happen if giant ducks roam the land? Earthquacks
- Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
- One day I saw a priest who looked lost in the woods He was a roaming catholic
- Cows are social creatures. They roam in the fields and feed their young with the udders.
- Which actor started roaming around the woods with dogs? Colin Feral.
- What do you call two wandering ant lovers Roam-ants
- Why was the cow roaming aimlessly? Because it was without it's significant udder.
- My friend asked me what I did in Rome during my holiday I said Roaming around
- What do you call when you see bears roaming in Wall Street? 911
- Why did the Jews roam the deserts for 40 years? Because one of them lost a penny.
- Why did the Romans invade? To collect roaming fees
- How did Rome fall? Rome was roaming, slipped on Greece and fell.
Cheeky Roaming Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about roaming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean browsing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roaming pranks.
They found a cat on mars...
A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.
A 20 years old girl returned to her home , looking Happy.
'Mom , look I got 10$ ! ' she exclaimed. Surprised , her mother asked ' honey , you had gone to the forest. how did you get this money ?'
' When I was roaming in the forest, a middle-aged man came to me and said that he would give me 10$ if I would climb a tree. '
Shocked, her mother replied ' Oh no dear , you don't understand . You are wearing a skirt and by climbing the tree, he wanted to see your p**....'
The daughter replied ' Don't worry mom , I am very clever . I knew this and so I removed my p**... before climbing the tree.'
Roaming Zombie
A zombie was roaming through the woods looking for something to eat.
He came across two men - one sitting under a tree and reading a book, & the other typing away on his typewriter.
The zombie quickly pounced on the man reading the book and started to devour him.
Because even a brain dead zombie knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
A guy married a girl who lived in a village, near his town.
As her dad was a landlord and wanted someone to look after the assets, the guy moved into their house. After roaming around in the village in search of something entertaining, he came across a bunch of middle aged guys. He asked them, "Why isn't there anything for entertainment in this village ?". One of them replied in a frustrated voice, "We had one thing for entertainment and you married it".
A guy from out of state was roaming around the Harvard campus, a bit lost, when he came upon a distinguished looking gentleman reading on a park bench, possibly a professor. The guy asked him politely - "Hey, where's the library at?". The man looked up with a frown, and responded "This is Harvard,
good sir, we don't end our sentences with a preposition".
To which the guy replied - "My apologies. Where the library at, a**...?"
Marriage counselor: What's the problem? Me: My wife needs help. Every night, she's roaming from one bar to another. She has to stop it. Marriage counselor: Is she an alcoholic?
Me: No, she's looking for me
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
A young bear cub was roaming the jungle . An animal he had never seen before comes strolling out of the trees.
He asks " excuse me what kind of animal are you?"
The animal replys
" well, I am a tiger"
The bear acts suprised and says " are you sure? You don't look like a tiger."
The tiger says " Do you think I'm a lyin?"
A posh hunter is roaming the forest
He comes to a clearing where a startlingly beautiful woman lies n**... before him.
He looks her up and down, smiling knowingly. Are you game? He asks with a huge grin on his face.
Oh yes she replies sensually.
So he shoots her.
I heard there was a p**... roaming my neighbourhood.
I don't know who it could be, nearly all of my neighbours are s**... little kids...
