Roadtrip Jokes

Following is our collection of autobahn puns and freeway one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Roadtrip jokes for adults, dirty backwoods jokes and clean pennsylvania dad gags for kids.

The Best Roadtrip Puns

Three guys on a roadtrip had to share a bed in a fleabag motel after their car broke down.

They slept side-by-side. In the morning, the guy on the left said "I had the most wonderful dream. I was getting a handjob from the most beautiful woman."
"That's weird," said the guy on the right, "I had the exact same dream."
The guy in the middle said "I had a dream that I went skiing!"

The Gryffindor trio went for a roadtrip.

Halfway there, Harry realised him being the driver forgot to check the meter.

"What were you thinking?", Ron & Hermione exclaimed.

*"Expecto Petroleum?"*

There is an abundance of roadway jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 2 funniest jokes and roadtrip puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any annually witze you can hear about roadtrip.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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