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What do you call a Pharaoh who has road rage?

Tootin' car man. (My friend swears she made up this joke so I'm pretty sure this is actual OC)

People who get road rage against people riding bicycles.

They've got serious cyclelogical issues.

TIL I did not have Road Rage

turns out I'm just an angry drunk...

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A husband was driving a car with his wife in the passenger seat

Resulting from road rage, a nearby car driver shouted at the husband, "You're a s**... idiot"
The wife then replied, "Do you know this person?"
The husband said, "No, why?"
The wife said, "Because he seems to know so much about you."

A documentary of when Elton John developed anger problems and went to anger management.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Rage.

What do you call the road rage that Tesla owners feel towards normal drivers?

Madagascar

"Toddler shot dead in road rage incident"

Which is completely understandable. Who wouldn't get angry at a toddler driving on the 5?

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ROAD RAGE ON STEROIDS. SEE THE CLASSY SLYSTER EXPLODE IN ACTION IN THIS RANT VIDEO.

A blonde cuts off a truck driver on the highway...

the truck driver has bad road rage and forces the blonde to pull over. He runs up to the blonde and starts yelling at her. The truck driver draws a circle on the pavement and tells the blonde stay there. Then, the truck driver starts smashing her windshield. He looks back at the blonde and she's smiling. He gets even more mad so, he grabs a knife out of his truck and starts slashing her tires. The blonde is still laughing at him. Furious, he takes out his zippo and lights her car on fire. The blonde is laughing so hard, she's in tears. The truck driver storms over to the blonde and asks "I JUST DESTROYED YOUR CAR!! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING??" Wiping a tear from her eye, the blonde says, "While you were turned around, I stepped out of the circle three
times!"

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