Roach Jokes
28 roach jokes and hilarious roach puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about roach that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny roach jokes! These jokes are sure to make you chuckle and will have you roach-ing with laughter in no time!
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Funniest Roach Short Jokes
Short roach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roach humour may include short pong jokes also.
- A baby roach asks his dad what happens if they get sprayed with Raid. Papa Roach said, Suffocation, no breathing.
- Just tried to kill a roach with axe body spray... ...now his name is Brett and he won't shut up about cross-fit.
- Baby Roach: "Papa, what happens if the humans spray us with Raid?" Papa Roach: "Suffocation. No breathing."
- What did the professional diving roach say to his captain right before being lost to the sea? Suffocation, no breathing, this is my last report.
- I heard this story about a Papa Roach and a Mama Roach... the Mama Roach says, "What happens if you get sprayed with the Raid Roach Spray?" SUFFOCATION.
NO BREATHING. - How many roaches does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows. Once it turns on they all scatter.
- My Wife's cooking is so bad If you left Dental Floss in the kitchen
The Roaches would hang themselves! - Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"??? because potholder was already taken.
I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes. - What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays? This is my last resort.
- I've been playing hide and seek with a roach for two days now. He still hasn't found me since this morning. What a loser.
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Roach One Liners
Which roach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roach? I can suggest the ones about crow and pillar.
- Q: Why does Motel 6 "keep the light on for you" A: So the roaches won't come out.
- If Papa Roach goes on their final vacation is it to their last resort?
- Why do they call it a 'roach clip'? Because the term 'pot holder' was already taken.
- Why does Motel 6 leave the light on for you? It keeps the roaches in hiding.
- What is a pothead's favorite bug? A Roach
- Teacher: that's a really big cockroach! Roach: So I've been told miss.
- Everyone is brave until the roach starts flying
- Elf on the shelf? In my neighborhood we get roach on the coach.
- Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
- Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
- Yo momma's so dirty, even roaches won't live with her.
- What do you call a female roach with a w**...? A transpestite.
Papa Roach Jokes
Here is a list of funny papa roach jokes and even better papa roach puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How does Oj Simpson sing Last Resort by papa roach? Cut my wife into pieces! Left in my white Ford!
- What did the lead singer of Papa Roach say at the end of the debate? THIS IS MY LAST RETORT
Howlingly Hilarious Roach Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about roach you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean raft jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roach pranks.
I was visiting my boyfriend the other night when I asked him if I could have a newspaper.
I don't waste my money on newspapers. Just use my MacBook Pro."
I can tell you this: That roach never knew what hit him.
Two cockroaches run into each other in a week old baguette
One says to the other, 'Hey, I thought I was the only roach from around these parts. Where you from?'
The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, the floors are gleaming white. It's so sanitary the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach, frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
