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Rivalry Jokes

7 rivalry jokes and hilarious rivalry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rivalry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking to lighten the competitive agendas and jealousies caused by college football and interservice rivalries, sibling rivalry, Yorkshire-Lancashire rivalry, and the Browns-Steelers rivalry? Check out this list of hilarious rivalry jokes for a good laugh.

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What is a good rivalry joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence.

In the country it's called sibling rivalry.

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A sports joke that can be changed to whatever your favorite sport rivalry is.

On the first day of school, a teacher tells her students that she is a Chargers fan.  She asks her students to raise their hands if they are a Chargers fan, too.  Everyone in the class raised their hand except one little girl.  The little girl said "I am a Raiders fan".
The teacher asked why she is a Raiders fan.  She responded by saying "My mom and dad are Raiders fans".  "Well," said the teacher, "what if your mom and dad are idiots, then what would you be?".  The little girl smiled and said, "then I'd be a Chargers fan."

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Williams College and Amherst College have a long-standing rivalry.

One night, the Amherst students decide to raid the Williams football field and spray paint an A for Amherst s**... dab in the middle of the field. They sneak out under the cover of the dark, and when the Williams students wake up the next morning, they see the massive A on their field. Naturally, they decide to get Amherst back for their hijinks by leaving their own mark on the Amherst field.
The next morning, the Amherst students wake up to an average-sized B+ on their field.

Two fill in the blank jokes for your particular rivalry.

1. What's the difference between a girl from _______ and a parrot?
You can teach a parrot to say no.
2. Did you hear that _________ school library burnt down?
They lost both books. One of them hadn't even been colored in yet.

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It's the day of the big game, and a (pick your rivalry) Michigan fan meets an Ohio State fan at the u**... trough...

The Buckeye notices that the Michigan fan doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. He snidely remarks, "You know, at The Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
The Wolverine pauses, looks back, and says, "Good for you. At Michigan, they teach us not to pee on our hands."

A dog became a successful lawyer, but has a rivalry with an attorney. One day, the attorney won and the judge threw out the case.

The dog said, "Don't worry, I brought it back to him."

What do you call an aggressive rivalry between two restaurants down by the quay?

Masern wharf fare.

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