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What is a good ritual joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events

Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

A little 3-year-old girl

was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times. When the mother came home, the father had the mother stop and watch the little tea ritual, as her daughter brought the father another cup of tea (water) and he drank it. The mother said, Very nice. But has it occurred to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

Was walking by a mental hospital when.....

I was walking down the street in front of a mental hospital when I heard a large group of people chanting 6, 6, 6, 6. My curiosity got the better of me thinking I was about to witness some sort of satanic ritual, so I peered through a small hole in the fence at which point a finger immediately poked me in the eye. After a short round of celebration and applause from inside, I then heard the people start chanting 7, 7, 7, 7.

Oh the irony?

On 2/02/22, both Groundhog Day and the US State of the Union address will occur on the same day.
One involves the meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication .
The other involves a groundhog

I don't know if this one has been said but here goes.

As a necromancer you need hobbies. I've chosen baking because it's weirdly very similar. With a little ritual... I raise the bread.

There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out.

Today we call it golf.

I like my coffee how I like my life

Once thrilling, but now a mundane daily ritual that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it to begin with.

how do you get that dammed pickle jar to open?

try the man in the fields ritual
creepypasta joke

Today I attended a satinic ritual

The goddess of silk was thoroughly pleased

What did the deers tell their newly appointed minister, when they had to remind him of their ritual of having s**... as soon as being appointed as one?

Buckminister-fill-her-in.

Ritual joke, What did the deers tell their newly appointed minister, when they had to remind him of their ritual


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about ritual can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ritual puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Ritual joke, What did the deers tell their newly appointed minister, when they had to remind him of their ritual

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