Rite Jokes
20 rite jokes and hilarious rite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From the mundane to the religious, explore the fascinating world of Rite Jokes! Learn how jokes, rituals, monuments, and Rite Aid can be intertwined in a humorous way. Be ready to chuckle, smile, and be thoroughly entertained!
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Funniest Rite Short Jokes
Short rite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rite humour may include short utter jokes also.
- The catholic church needs to implement some kind of Rite of Passage... It's time to separate the men from the boys.
- You can't perform a religious ceremony with only using a few parts of a ladder Two rungs don't make a rite
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Rite One Liners
Which rite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rite? I can suggest the ones about dire and vice.
- How do you spell "iliterat" Or did I get it rite?
- Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street? To get the Yolk Rite.
- What is the rite of passage for a Polish gay man? Moving to Germany.
- What a musician favo(u)rite snack? Quavers.
- Last rites? Over my dead body...
- What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit? Rite Aid
- WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C.
- Yo mama so s**... she went to Shop Rite And shopped wrong
Comical & Quirky Rite Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about rite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean written jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rite pranks.
This joke was inspired by a IRL event
I went to the kitchen, and I looked up through the skylight windows. I then noticed a plastic Rite Aid bag that was stuck in a tree.
My dad saw me looking up, and he asked me, "What are you looking at?"
I said to him, "There is a Rite Aid bag in the tree."
He asked me, "Do you know where that bag came from?"
I just looked at him and said, "I don't know."
He replied, "Rite Aid."
A New Car
A rabbi and a minister decided to buy a new car together. The day after they bought it, the rabbi found the minister driving it. The minister explained that he had just gone to the car wash because in his religion it is customary to welcome a new member with the rite of baptism. The next day, the minister discovered the rabbi cutting the end off the exhaust pipe
There was a writer named Wright / And Mary had a little sheep
There was a writer named Wright
He asked his son to write Wright right
He said ' Son, it is not right to write Wright as Rite
Try to to write Wright Aright'.
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Mary had a little sheep
And with that sheep she went to sleep
That sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb
A rabbi and a minister decided to buy a new car together.
The day after they bought it, the rabbi found the minister driving it. The minister explained that he had just gone to the carwash because, in his religion, it is customary to welcome a new member with the rite of baptism.
The next day, the minister discovered the rabbi cutting the end off the tailpipe.
