Risky Jokes
41 risky jokes and hilarious risky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about risky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Have you ever been in a situation where a risky joke seemed like the only option? Discover why some jokes can be dangerous, and how to avoid putting yourself and others in harm's way. Find out why some jokes are best left for a best man's speech or Halloween and why venturing out of your comfort zone with a joke can be a double-edged sword. Learn the potential risks of risky jokes and how to steer away from danger.
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Funniest Risky Short Jokes
Short risky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The risky humour may include short risks jokes also.
- Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm? The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.
- I've decided to start investing in stocks First chicken, then beef, and now vegetable. I know it's risky, but I know one day it will pay off and I'll be a bouillonaire!
- Grocery store meat departments are starting drone delivery but customers think it's risky. Its a high-steaks situation
- I was going to make a tom cruise themed restaurant but decided against it. It would be risky business
- The doctor told the sign language interpreter that the operation was risky. Now it was a matter of lie for deaf.
- TIL why coal production has drastically slowed down within the past 10 years It is believed the labor involved in this risky job was causing miner pain.
- Attention: The chemical CHCl3 has been proven to reduce the spread of COVID-19. So before you leave your home to engage in risky behavior, make sure you soak your mask in chloroform.
- Sleeping without cloth in my country Sleeping UNCLAD in my country is very risky if you are a man, Rats may circumcise you.
- A close-knit bunch of guys wearing white sheets just invited me to one of their get-togethers. Risky clique of the day.
- Whats the difference between risky children and risky l**...? One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs
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Risky One Liners
Which risky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with risky? I can suggest the ones about reckless and scary.
- I stole a Tom Cruise movie from the store the other day... It was Risky Business.
- I always thought a brain transplant was far too risky. Then I changed my mind...
- What do you call a risky baker? A whisk taker.
- How does Superman get out of risky situations? He always has an 'S' cape
- Why is top-shelf beef such a risky investment? Because the steaks are so high.
- What do you call a risky and pathetic attempt at boosting your karma? This
- KenM agrees that something is a risky assumption Big "if", true
- Talking to yourself is okay. Answering back is risky.
- For the first time ever, "thai boys" isn't a risky Google search
- Is working in the financial service sector always this risky?
- Grocery shopping fosters risky behavior. I always put all my eggs in one basket.
- I'm a risky man when on the internet. I live on the Edge.
- "Risky Star" What kind of a star can be risky?
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A shooting star! - It's risky to cook barbeque and smoke w**... Because the steaks are high.
- Why do risky people s**... at origami? Because they never fold
Fun-Filled Risky Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about risky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean high stakes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make risky pranks.
Can I talk to my son?
A father was nervously waiting for the risky surgery of his son to end. When he saw the doctor come out of the operating room he asked him: Doctor, could I talk to my son? So the doctor reassuringly responds: Of course. Nurse! Bring this man a ouija board!
I'm not the smartest student ever so I tried something a little risky to get a better grade...
I got a D- on my recent English test and my dad wasn't very happy with my mark. I asked my teacher if I could do a s**... favour for her to get a B+. She got very offended. My classmates didn't think that was okay either, and they stopped talking to me for a few weeks.
If you guys want, I can tell more stories about my homeschooling
Risky Whisky
A guy in a bar approaches an attractive woman and asks, "Can I buy you a whiskey?" She thinks for a second and answers, "No, you can't. Whiskey is bad for my legs." He says, "That's a shame, do they swell?"
The woman replies, "No, they open."
It is a little risky to download Come Sail Away or Satisfaction from the internet. Turn, Turn, Turn is perfectly safe however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but The Byrds will never hurt you.
Why are wooden toilets risky?
If your pee sticks to the lumber, you'll *have* to get a **p**lumber.