Rising Sea Level Jokes
6 rising sea level jokes and hilarious rising sea level puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rising sea level that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Rising Sea Level Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I saw al gore talking about rising sea levels the other day...
He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.
Why should you stay in Ireland if sea levels rise?
Because Cork floats
Rising sea levels have lowered the value of my home.
Now my mortgage is underwater.
The whole of Ireland is at risk from rising sea levels.
Apart from Cork, which will stay afloat.
A Republican and a scientist were together during the last moments of the Titanic...
The scientist said "In a hundred years that giant iceberg would melt and contribute in the rising of the sea level."
Then the Republican said "If we're sinking, why are we a hundred feet up in the air?"
The South shall rise again!
Hopefully, above sea-level this time.
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