Rishi Sunak Jokes

Funniest Rishi Sunak Short Jokes

Short rishi sunak jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rishi sunak humour may include short boris johnson jokes also.

1. My son asked if he could meet the British Prime Minister I said "Boris Johnson? Liz Truss will probably be too busy. What do you want to meet Rishi Sunak for anyway?"
2. If Sunak wanted to go full Machiavel he could resign because of the fine, thus putting pressure on Johnson to do the same. Of course neither of them will, because they’re a pair of fetid chancers.
3. The lockdown is costing us billions every day! Should we really push this debt on the next generation? Let me remind you of the average age of a Tory voter. We can not afford to lose them.
4. It would take approximately 42,000 no. 10 parties for Rishi Sunak to pay the amount his wife dodged in taxes last year
5. As the finances of Rishi Sunak’s wife come under intense media scrutiny, Boris Johnson says if everyone could keep talking about it until about January that’d be great.
6. Both Will Smith and me having our wives attacked at least I didn’t get up and slap anybody, which is good
7. But are we sure Rishi will have the resources to pay the fine? Boris will clearly borrow it from a donor.
8. I was initially surprised upon reading that Rishi Sunak’s wife is a non-dom because I certainly didn’t have her husband down as a dom.
9. Rishi Sunak wife tax Next time I bump into Rishi Sunak’s wife I’ll have to ask her whether she’s the one who lives next door to me or the one who lives in India for tax purposes.
10. I would never dream of giving up my British citizenship
    for tax purposes I'm an American

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1. Rishi Sunak’s political stock is plummeting almost as fast as living standards.

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