Rise And Shine Jokes
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What do you get if you cross shoe polish with yeast?
Loafers that rise and shine
Kevin is woken up for school.
Kevin is woken up by his mother.
"Rise and shine, Kevin! Time to go to school!"
"But mom, I don't want to get up."
"No, you're getting up now, no excuses."
"Name me two good reasons for why I should get up now and go to school.."
"First of all: You're 54. And second of all, you're the principal!"
*Source: Hamburger Abendblatt issue #124*
Why did the girl eat yeast and shoe polish before bed?
She wanted to rise and shine in the morning!
Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some Lemon Pledge.
It helps me rise and shine in the morning.
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you will rise and shine.
What did the darwinist farmer say to the other darwinist farmer?
Rise and shine, let's get this bred
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