Ripper Jokes

34 ripper jokes and hilarious ripper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ripper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Quick Jump To

Funniest Ripper Short Jokes

Short ripper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ripper humour may include short rapper jokes also.

  1. What do Paul the Apostle and Jack the Ripper have in common? They have the same middle name.
  2. Did you know Did you know ,
    Jack the Ripper and
    Whinnie the pooh
    Both have the same middle names
  3. Jack the ripper walks into a Bar... and orders Isabella's Islay scotch. Bartender warns "It will cost you an arm and a leg".
    Jack the ripper's reply:"its a deal"
  4. Why couldn't the police catch Jack the Ripper? Because they were a rock band and not detectives.
  5. Want to know another creepy coincidence? Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, and Winnie the Pooh all share the same middle name. Stay safe, my friends!
  6. The military has announced they are going to bomb Syria off the map. They are naming the bombs "Son of Sam" and "Jack the Ripper."
    They're Syria killers.
  7. It is important to remember that we are all the same on the inside quote from Jack the Ripper
  8. Joke and won funny lady, does Cha Cha slide
    how u likeing? she ask man
    super nice he says
    girl does ripper
    MMMMMM man says
    men in black comes on to Cha Cha slide
  9. After weeks of no new uploads, high-quality ripper Silvagunner was found dead along with 20 others in a ski resort avalanche. He died of snow in-halation.
  10. Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin? Jock the stripper.

Share These Ripper Jokes With Friends

Ripper One Liners

Which ripper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ripper? I can suggest the ones about rips and riot.

  1. What do dora The Explorer and Jack The Ripper have incommon Same middle name
  2. What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Their middle name
  3. What do you call a sociopathic Englishman with flatulence? Jack the Ripper
  4. Why did Jack the Ripper stop killing people? He was taking a stabbatical.
  5. What do you call a person that farts a lot and gets away with it? Jack the Ripper
  6. What's Tim Cook's new nickname? Jack The Ripper
  7. Girl can I get your digits? Jack the Ripper was a quite a pickup artist.
  8. "Let's go through it bit by bit" Said Jack the Ripper
  9. What's the stinkiest constellation? The Big Ripper
  10. How does Jack the Ripper make extra cash? He turns into Jack the Stripper.
  11. Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
    Yak the Ripper.
  12. My girlfriend just shredded my calendar Oh she is a date ripper, yeah.
  13. What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant? Chick Fillet
  14. What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common? Same middle name!
  15. Jack the Ripper Found Guilty of Theft

Jack The Ripper Jokes

Here is a list of funny jack the ripper jokes and even better jack the ripper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Jack the Ripper must have been a star in a rom-com... Because in the end he always got the girl.
  • A toast To Jack the Ripper, for being the greatest lady killer of them all.
  • Jack the Ripper's reasons for killing h**... was pretty understandable. They wouldn't accept him into their ranks as Jack the Stripper.
  • Why did Jack the Ripper stop murdering? He was tired of beating dead w**....
  • What's worse than getting r**... by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Ripper joke, What's worse than getting r**... by Jack the Ripper?

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Ripper Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about ripper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean irate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ripper pranks.

Jack the Ripper and a lovely young lady were taking a stroll through the woods together...

as it started getting darker, the lady got closer to Jack the Ripper and said, "Stay close to me, I'm scared of the dark!" Jack replied, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone!!"

Ripper joke, "Let's go through it bit by bit"