Riposte Jokes
38 riposte jokes and hilarious riposte puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about riposte that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short riposte jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The riposte humour may include short rigatoni jokes also.
- Have you heard about the Redditor who tried to become a fencer? Sadly he wasn't very good because he only knew one move: The riposte.
- All you dads must be quite good at the sport of fencing… … based on all the ripostes i see here.
Zing! - Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing... Then I realized it was a riposte.
- Q: A word that defines "a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism." Sorry, this was "a riposte".
- Show me the way of sword fencing! Hi, I am from the sword fencing team. Everyone told me to come here because you guys are the masters of riposting.
- Before getting engaged to Serena, Alexis Ohanian actually dated a fencer Until he got sick of the ripostes.
- Did you hear about the Olympic fencer who would only counter-attack? He knew ripostes were the best way to get Gold.
- Did you hear about the fencing teacher's new, though unoriginal lesson? The riposte, he called it.
- Why are redditors so talented at fencing? They have a lot practice with riposting.
I'll let myself out. - My fencing opponent stood shocked for a minute, then said to me "that was amazing, did you come up with that all by yourself?" "No," I answered, "it was a riposte."
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Riposte One Liners
Which riposte one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with riposte? I can suggest the ones about postage and forte.
- Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission? It was a Riposte.
- What's the quickest way to earn karma using your sword-fighting abilities? Riposte
- How does a fencer earn their karma? Ripostes.
- I was going to make a joke about swordplay... But I was afraid my joke would be a riposte
- I would post a joke about sword fighting But it's a riposte
- Did you hear the joke about fencing? It's just a riposte.
- Everybody here must be a fencer Because all I see are ripostes
- Yesterday I insulted a fencer... He made a convincing riposte. I got the point.
- Why does reddit hates fencing? Because of all the riposting.
- I thought my witty comeback was completely original.... Turns out it was a riposte.
- I thought I'd make a joke about fencing but then I saw the rule about "no ripostes"
- Redditors are extremely skilled fencers. They've mastered the art of riposting.
- What do you call it when somebody steals a dark souls meme? A Riposte.
- What does a fencer do on social media? Riposte
- Reddit and Fencing have something in common There's bound to be a riposte
Hilarious Riposte Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about riposte you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crepe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make riposte pranks.
A Fencing instructor came back to the academy after a well deserved holiday
Only to find that the relief instructor had been teaching his students nothing else but to parry and counter.
Apparently all the sub could do was riposte.
What's the difference between this sub and fencing?
In fencing people don't carry on and yell every time there's a riposte.
A joke about sword fighting
I thought I invented a joke about sword fighting, but turns out it's just a riposte.
If someone makes a joke about swords and someone else copies it...
Does that make it a *riposte?*
I saw a fencing gif for the second time the other day
It was a riposte.
A counterattack after a lunge is called....
A Riposte
What do you call a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism.
A riposte
I would tell you my original fencing joke...
But you'd probably just think it's a riposte
